Uncle Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng's son,Aloysius ...Aloy :
Why is making love so enjoyable ?PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ?Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn..........
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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are makinglove?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you liketo dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?
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Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use yourblainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!
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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, andsome say Batam also ah !!!



Moral of the story...please stay tuned to the new PCK on every tuesdae 8pm on Ch5. Season Finale