a líl bit of siong

Monday, November 27, 2006





After a long run yesterdae, i'm mentally and physically drain. It not that the amazing race is tough or difficult, but it the team that making us the whole process so drain up. Esp that idiot Owen, once a clown always a clown. A damn hard core bastard. And in the end, he dragged the whole team down. For the top 14 places, we din ever get one prizes.WOAH!..and the best part is, my team is one of the earliest to reach school. Well done SLC, we deserve the top 3 prizes, no, the top prize. No more amazing race from SLC. Please go back to old folks home instead of creating this sort of event. Sweeping the floor is urs all one and only forte. Owen ur belly is the cutest


Lately,
I get to know this sweet hottie. A thai-chi. Oh lala.
But,
she attached. No lala.
wasted wasted and wasted....



I fall in love with tennis now. Oh my oh my. Love is in the air. Sharapova
I guess no more rugby frm next year onwards, Goodbye guys. Don't miss the legend benchwarmer. Tennnnniis here i come.

Sunday, November 19, 2006


My oh my..i can't believe we lost to a fark rubbish team in the final. We have play so farking well and we still lost. Fark sia. The better team lost and we farking really deserve to win the M1 champion.
But i still proud of myself having two assist for my team. That classy pass which lead to a tries and hard crash into the forward giv another assist. I am so proud, well done yock siong. You deserve the Man of the Match than the others.
Lucky Bastard SP, all of you are farking really lucky bastard. Last minutes score the fark tries. Now you know we are not easy push over. Bully us during the IVP game, now you knw how hard dick we are now. KNN. We will be back next year. Not to you, but to Saint Andrew, we will whack ur cock down and take the overall champ. Beware...of me...the legendary playmaker.
And that noob srjc wan a rematch wif us. wah lau. The first result we score 5 pt, now they kana tock by 23 pt. STUPID FARKING CB NOOE leh. They even put their J2 player in. You all go back polish your A level la. Wah lau.....NOOBs.


Score:

SRJC 0 RP 23
Millenia 12 RP 5
NYJC 0 RP 7
SP 12 RP 5

Monday, November 06, 2006

Uncle Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng's son,Aloysius ...Aloy :
Why is making love so enjoyable ?PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ?Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn..........
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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are makinglove?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you liketo dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?
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Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use yourblainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!
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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, andsome say Batam also ah !!!



Moral of the story...please stay tuned to the new PCK on every tuesdae 8pm on Ch5. Season Finale