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2010-03-17T14:20:00.001+08:00

Dear Readers

I've Moved!

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last weekend duty of the entire life.

2010-03-14T11:54:00.002+08:00

Hopefully this will be the last.
The very very last of my NSF live
(unless free xtras on the way)

Did my life saving course at Yishun.
Pretty fun yet difficult.
Guess what. In four weeks time, I'm a certified lifeguard who will save lives.

Visit SIM open house.
Still dilly and dally whether I should sign up now.
No ideas whether RMIT or UOL is the better option.
school and studies seriously mankind disaters.

Good friends are always bad influence.
They knew you are tire
They knew you want to go home
They knew you are broke
They still drive you to mahjong.
But they still my good friends.

HELLO. I'm BACK!

2010-03-12T20:05:00.002+08:00

it's like 32345678909876543 months since i update.
So sorry my loyal readers.
Kinda busy (and lazy) for these months.
CNY was awesome. All my relatives came to my house for gathering. Kids run here and there calling me uncle. The bad part is brother stuck at Adu Dubai for work and can't make it in time for New Year.
22nd Birthday is next. Thanks all for the birthday wishes.Thou I did not receive any present this years, but seriously the best present is you, my friends.Hell drunk at DBLO. The liquor and shots were like free flow. I had no idea what I did throughout the night until I saw the photo they took. I kiss a gal and dance with a tranny.Awesome birthday crush yea?
Apply to NTU and SMU. please please please please please accept meeeeee.
NTU I want youuu.
I promise I will study hard and no hooking on Uni Chicks.
Oh ya, I'll be getting the lifesaving course and work at the Youth Olympic Games in Aug. Anybody interested do tell me. We can go crush these YOG blonds. It world-wide mind you.
And who doesn't agree Ting Wen is pretty. She damn hot and that x-factor make me drool. SO what she so tall. I want. haha

My Bad

2009-12-20T18:30:00.002+08:00

ok is my bad.
it been months since i update my blog.
Brunei trip is gd, except for the outfield.
ETEP is chill except for the "holland" whole night by my PC.
KL trip is farking awesome with great food and chicks.
X'mas and NY is coming up.
and which mean 2010 our ORD year is coming to an end sooooon.
will update more soon.
i promise.
and i miss dude like xiao hong and leslie.
it beeeen long since i see you babe.
meet me soon k?

this might be the last post.

2009-11-15T18:32:00.002+08:00

in 12 more hours time
i will be sitting on C130 to Brunei
the feeling is so mixed.
sort of excited yet reluctant
no idea whether we will airborne half way through the air.
that's will be so ...
drama.

oh well.
i will be back
ETEP after Brunei.
and which,
ORD LOH

singlehood

2009-11-14T16:06:00.002+08:00

It always feel good being a single.
fling and flirt is a joy
wheeeeeee
haha.

anyway, went Rebel on Wednesday.
Hook a minah.
LJ with her
Then I realised,
she had a 8 month old kid
and she 19 nia.
SUPER HOT YOUNG MUM.

Yesterday I brought another insurance.
well, just in case
I might not return.

countdown

2009-11-08T19:37:00.003+08:00

1 more weeks left to Brunei trip.
10 days of grueling outfield.
come and think of it.
it quite demoralizing but motivated as days of ORDing is near.
don't worry I will survive back.
stonger better faster.
anyway, does Bruneian club?
Zouk in Brunei?
Dancing with Tudung?
haha.
Just wondering

cold wet freezing halloween

2009-10-31T23:38:00.003+08:00

coy prof test 2 damn chill
hardly any obstacles to overcome or construct
2 more weeks to Brunei
and Auditing next week.
Damn bloodly busy soon.

A rainy cold Halloween Day
Supposed to go Phuture celebrating.
BUT
BOS tomorrow.
_l_
Fark RSM.

Anyway,
I'm attached again.
=)

farewell my loves

2009-10-18T17:14:00.002+08:00

Ken will leave on Monday for Wallaby
Da will leave on Tuesday for Wallaby
Daddy and Mummy will leave on Thursday to Phuket for holidays.
Home Alone for the next weekend.
Do buy Kangaroo back.

First practical lesson yesterday.
My driving sucks.
I need a car to practice!!
Any kind soul?

why why why

2009-10-11T18:19:00.002+08:00

I still don't get it

why does Lesbian so pretty?
why does girls like ugly boy?

why why why

Clearing Leave

2009-10-09T17:50:00.002+08:00

Clearing 2 days of leave since my next two month staying in jungle. roar
Busy browsing the Facebook and came to see some familiar faces.

Yong Long was selected for OCS.
I'm so hard hearted.
Even LaoJiang get in to SISPEC.
Well, that's army. Till now I'm still clueless why I am not selected.

Saw Winnie married photo.
At her age, instead of earning bucks of money, she settle down.
I don't know what wrong with these people.
They are contented with these kind of simple life?
I will only settle down in my 30s.
Now is all about money women and power.
Without these, what the use of living or surviving in these kind of world.
Believe me, I will have my name in the Forbes magazine.

Love Drunk

2009-10-04T18:05:00.005+08:00

i love this song by Boy like Girl.
weird band.
who cares,
since Ashley Tidsale so damn pretty.

Love Drunk

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Top down in the summer sun
The day we met was like a hit and run
And I still taste it on my tongue
(Taste it on my tongue)

The sky was burning up like fireworks
You made me want you, oh, so bad it hurt
But girl, in case you haven't heard

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
I love you forever, forever is over
We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight
So don't call me crying, say hello then goodbye
(Oh yeah!)

There's just one thing would make me say
(Oh yeah!)
I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
I love you forever, but now it's over
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

Hot sweat and blurry eyes
We're spinning on a roller coaster ride
The world stuck in black and white
(Stuck in black and white)

You drove me crazy every time we touched
Now I'm so broken that I can't get up
Oh girl, you make me such a lush

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
I love you forever, forever is over
We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight
So don't call me crying, say hello then goodbye
(Oh yeah!)

There's just one thing would make me say
(Oh yeah!)
I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
I love you forever, but now it's over

All the time I wasted on you
All the bullshit you put me through
I'm checking into rehab 'cause everything that we had
Didn't mean a thing to you

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
I love you forever, but now I'm sober

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
I love you forever, forever is over
We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight
So don't call me crying, say hello then goodbye
(Oh yeah!)

There's just one thing would make me say
(Oh yeah!)
I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
I love you forever, but now it's over

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Now it's over, I still taste it on my tongue
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Now it's over

end of ord mood

2009-10-04T17:57:00.002+08:00

very soon.
few more hours time.
back to gedong camp.
and it marks the end of my 11 days off.
I feel so reluctant to book in.
very be a busy week ahead. so many outfield and commander training.
craps.

anyway, i hate it when my best buddies went for movie screening without me.
damnit
they like to anti-me.

Ingolorious Bastards

2009-10-03T14:19:00.002+08:00

If you haven't watch it.
For goodness sake, please get the DVD or even download from the net.
Brad Pitt was simply classy being the Yankee-Jew bastard.
and plus the badass Nazi detective, thumb up.

oh ya, Enjoy the mooncake!
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

pre-ord mood.

2009-09-30T11:25:00.000+08:00

Went for steamboat on Tuesday with dad mum at Golden Mile.
Seriously the best Hainanese steamboat and chicken rice.
We should go together next time.
It quite cheap too, but not like buffet-kind steamboat.
Shop around Golden Mile, and saw lots of old folk hitting up on Thai Chicks.
And these thai whore are farking hot. Damn hot and pretty.
One of them even so daring and ask me for services infront of my dad.
No wonder these dirty old men willing to spend money on those whore.
Even I also can't tahan.
One of these day, I will sure visit those Thai Pub.

Cage @ East Coast this morning with my Unit guys.
Actually quite cheap.
Per pax pay $10 for 2 hrs.
And the pitch is damn good.
We should play there some days.

I've been off for a week!
Damn shiok.
Don't even feel like booking in on Sunday.
It just like I'm ORDéd.

I'm going to watch this movie - Invited Only
by Maria Ozawa
it's rated 21.

Happy Children Day!

Lasssy Tuesday

2009-09-29T14:49:00.003+08:00

Brought a 32inch Full HD TV recently at COMEX.
Friggín cost 699.
But the graphic is totally godlike.
Do come my house for EPL or Xbox.

Get off since last thurdays.
Seriously damn bored.
All you mother farker are either in camp school or even work.
Who can I go out with?
Zzz.

Oct Nov and Dec the crucial period.
Coy Prof Test, Brunei and finally ETEP before hitting Christmas.
3 more months of siongness and that's it man.
Prep for ORD soon.
So looking forward May 2010

Anyway, why does racer get all the hot chicks.
Look at Hamiliton and Jenson Button.
Their chicks is totally HOT.
Jessica Michibata(Button's gf)is really every dick dream girl.

Happy Cock 21st Terence Toh!

Lazy Siong

2009-09-27T19:28:00.003+08:00

It has been so long since I update.
I did changes to siongblog.
remove everything and make it simple.
any remarks or comments,type on the "comment" link below.

Update later. Busy F1'ing now.
Go Alonso!

Miss Singapore Retard

2009-08-30T14:31:00.000+08:00

Seriously, this dumbass need to be condemn.
You can't say she's a bimbo because she not pretty at all
You can't say she's a retard because she doing her diploma
You can't say she's not a Singaporean because she talk like one.
But why can't we have a better girl to represent our country to do us proud.
Rachel Kum and Jaimie Teo is an example, pretty clever and could talk well. Even though she did not get recognition but she portray a very good image.
And this lady here Miss Ris Low seriously need to buck up some more.I know nobody is perfect even us.
Maybe a bit of boob enlargement, teeth braces and most important few english lesson.
But you still below par of the previous Miss Singapore.
Gosh, there's no other girl in here????
Please stand up girls!

The Confinement

2009-08-30T13:11:00.002+08:00

It's been long since I last update.
Damn busy with Army Open House rehearsal and doing BOS duty.
AOH will start on this Thursday, and do come to visit me as I will be the posterboy for the Safari Live Firing.
Come Come.
And so next weekend is burn for AOH. Farking confinement.
Catch up with the gangs yesterday for Aaron's belated. It been awhile since we had meals together. Time is short yet fulfilling. Everybody has their fair share in their NS life except for some who yet to enlist and some treating it like chalet. Well, some government but different fate. I just realised that we had to watch the full season of EPL before we ord the same date at May 9. I so farking excited. Watching United carrying the trophy with my pink IC.

Watch Band Slam with buddies. Fantastic I must say, esp Vanessa Hudges. If i say IF, I could really have her, that will be so damn good. The best part, girls nowadays like geeky like little afro like ugly. I must be one too.
Damn it sia.

Confinement next week.Sian.
Will update again in Ops Room.

Army 21km

2009-08-16T16:20:00.000+08:00

The only word that describe.
SHAG!
Not an easy feat as I never ever run that far before.
But I still proud of my timing.
2hr04min.

A piece of good new to share, that malay girl in poly just broke up with that fark bf.
I had waited 2 years and finally it happen.
I farking want her back.
Like now!

But the bad news, lots of dick wooing her as well.
FARK.

Brain fried.

2009-08-02T21:41:00.000+08:00

Fever!!
Given 6 days AttC from Thur to next Tue.
I'm already recovered on Fri.
Holiday the next few days.
WeeeeEeeeeWeeeeeeeee.

Damn freaking broke now.
I need to get some partime jobs to earn some cash for my year end Bang-Kok trip.
Comex please get me a job.

Watch Public Enemies and Hangover
Both are equally good, equally awesome
But Johnny Depp is one whom you can't turn away from
He deserve all the awards for this movie
G.I.Joe the next.

Oh ya, I going to extend my MC.
=D !!

Duty

2009-07-26T16:50:00.000+08:00

Eating Sleeping Tv'ing
That's the duty routine for my BOS.
Arggghhh

Accumulation of extra

2009-07-25T10:58:00.003+08:00

Life is not like a bed of rose.
Coming to NS make me realise how important are freedom, money, time and space.
Weekend is short and it fly damn fast.
Salary is so pathetic that I could hardly survive.
Brother have went Dudai to work, and left Dad/Mum alone at home.
Of course as the only child now, got to stay home weekend for them.

I've passed my Final Theory.
Practical the next.
Cash is tight, and I can only afford one time pass for all.

No matter how hard we work, how diligent we are.
The Specialist are the last to get appreciated.
Really the Silent Sai Gang warrior for the army.
Less off but extras are always accumulating.
Very demoralizing, very unmotivated to work.
Fark the whole SAF.
And if people think Garang send you to ocs, balls to you.
Only farker like the bootlicker or the high rank ass kids go in.

Right now is the Great MO sales.
Once you hit 38degree, 7 days off will be awarded.
Temptation.

Duty tomorrow, bye to another weekend.

Happy 1 year Cougar Boy

2009-07-12T18:35:00.007+08:00

Last year this time, I'm enduring my life in that torturous cougar company.
Today mark the 1 year anniversary being a Soldier.
Fighting for the country
Protecting the Nation.
Ya, it CRAPS!

Just 10 more months, 10 month.
And I can happily get the fark out of this place.
Starting my whole new life.

To all my cougar coy mate.
All the best for the next 10months.

I'm going to run more race.
Yellow Ribbon Run, Race against Cancer, Standard Chart, NUSrun.
I'm addicted to run.
Come on les, join me.

Rebel last friday.
Not a bad place to chill.
Loud music, great drink.
Saw some ex class mate as well.
But still DoubleO still the best.

MJ had die for two weeks.
People still brood over his death.
When alive and kicking, they address him as pervert.
Now dead, they called him back Prince of Pop.
People only treasured when they gone?
I know how he died.
His nose drop, lack of oxygen.
Case solve.

Ice Age

2009-07-06T10:34:00.002+08:00

It's funny
It's hilarious
It's so dumb laughing
I love it.
Ice Age 3, a must watch.

Two nights of 21st Birthday of good frens and cousin. And now, cashless and fatter. Output so much money for their present, input too much bbq food to much stomach.
Argggh.
It always a good time to catch up when esp fren like Kelvin Goh is hardly seen around, and even buddy who have gf is hardly with us nowadays. Well, that's adulthood. As we age, friend tend to slowly drift apart. Or maybe is me. Just no longer feel the.. aiya whatever.Anyway, good luck for their future, like Hong for his uni and Ken/Just for their life? Aha.
Next Sunday a bb session pls?
Oh ya, 2 more weeks time is another Sgt Tan 21st. Ehh, welcome to adulthood.

Anyway Ken, can I befriend your sis? Just a passing question. =)
She's getting prettier.

First Blood. extras.

2009-07-04T12:23:00.002+08:00

Just because I never attend 5BX.
Just because I never eat breakfast.
CSM awarded me 3 free weekend stay in Gedong Chalet.
_l_ for you CSM.

Bye August Sunday.
Bye August Saturday.

Did my Basic Theory yesterday and I pass!
Advance the next.
Hopefully I can get that license this year.

Oh ya, Happy 21st Hong!

Batam Trip. Republic Run

2009-07-04T11:54:00.004+08:00

Late update last week. Didn't had time to blog.
Went Batam last week with cousin. Great time, great shopping, great sea food.
Stuff there was so damn cheap.
The best part is, the long disappearing A&W is there. Root beer float is heavenly awesome.
Anyway, pic already update in facebook.

Republic Run the next day @ Republic Poly.I put all my luck hope and $30 on that dame car. In the end, some pu bor just win it away. FARK!
Wasted my sleep, my time and my effort to run.
My Chevrolet... . . ....
Anyway, Mr Lee aka God Of Wind, please buck up on your timing. I think Ken the Hotdog might even win you now.

Lack of tequila cause dehydration.

2009-06-21T18:21:00.003+08:00

Coy prof test is really shag, esp being as a Plt Sgt.
Run here run there, check here check. Farking got to ensure everything went smooth and make sure the men had enough rest. This is a farking real ops execrise.omg.
Just as about to sleep, PS!yocksiong!blah blah!. That's the CSM job. Shout for all PS.
The past 2 nights, I did not even have at least 1 hour of sleep. Seriously damn jialat for me, like a walking zombie.
In the end, before the Ex end. I knock out.Dehydration and physical exhaustion. Send to Medical Center and had to take drip. I think if I got a Jerry can of tequila, that will be so great.
Whatever it is, it over. And now I prepare for my low period. wee eee weee!

Went Phuture last night with army boys. Went a great time dancing and drinking with them. Being club for the past 2 weekend. Damn broke now. Oh ya, I get to know this Regular last weekend at DblO. She's hot and from Signal S.
She interested in me, but too old for me.
Well.
Take a step at a time.

It been so long since I get to meet up with old pals. How have you all been xiaohong tiang. I miss you much you know. Let's meet up soon please.

abit of low abit of high.

2009-06-14T17:09:00.003+08:00

I just feel so sore.
Keep thinking why am I not selected for OCS during BMT.
Buddies like Kuan and Nah had commissioned last night with smiles and pride.
Seriously I'm damn jealous and envy them.
Marching out in 1 with their sword
Whereas I march out with my ever smelly LBV and getting just a small stupid knife.
I know I'm a sore loser
And I've reject crossover which is on next Monday.

It only now than I realised specialise have more pride than officers
Officer do go through hell training for 9 months, but spec did minor for 6 months.
But throughout the whole unit life, the person who did the most, who achieve the most are the Specialist.
Come on, I'm not consoling myself.
Being 4 months in the unit, I seen through alot.
I do respect the spec now.
I do proud of myself.

Anyway congrats to our best friends Nah and Wong. Unit is not as simple as you think. Treat the men well as well as the spec. They are the guys whom you have to trusted most. Just a little advice. Proud of you two.

Company Prof Test this week. A force of stress and excitement as I got to stand in as Platoon Sgt. And I being test by the CSM and RSM. I feel damn kanjiong, but still I will do my maximum and show them what caliber I am.

Kind Hearted Siong

2009-06-07T18:56:00.002+08:00

Book out on Thurday as we had to do some community services on Fri @ Peacehaven
Peacehaven is an old folk organisation by Salvation Army, located at changi.Our main jobs there was to help to clean and wipe their bed frame. That all. And it last only 2 hrs. Weeeeeee.
One of the Ah Ma flirt with me. She said in Hokkien:"Ah Di ah, you want to bathe me iszit?". And then i reply her:"Ah ma i want to swim with you".
They all are sure a jovial bunch of fella.But their kids just dump there in the Home. Seriously heart do feel the pinch when they say about their story. Anyway we are issue AHM donation card. For an instance i thought of asking them to donate, but hey dude, i'm not that farker. LOL
After the service, the whole group of us went to Otram Park and catch a movie @ YangTze Theater. LOL. Its my first time watching those dirty RA movie in the cinema. Fark sia. Damn paiseh as those old ah pek watch us buying the ticket - Ninja Sister. Seriously the show sucks to the core. The only best thing are the girls are really pretty. Aiya, still damn paiseh. I think I'm the youngest inside the cinema, and those Ah Pek really make all sort of noise inside. Oh ya, if you going next time to these cinema, do check out the seat before you sit. You will find "glue"there.
Sign up Republic Run with les today. I'm so excited. What if I get into top 10 or what if I win the first prize - Chevrolet? OMG.Ok, I think too much. But you never know.
And then watch Blood-the last vampire. I think it quite overated. Movie not as good as I expect, except for some fighting scence, but it really not advisable to watch in the cinema. Waste my 10 dollar.
Xiong weeks for the next 2 week. Prep for Coy Prof test and the prof test itself.Damn farking demoralize.
DoubleO this friday, any interest?

Enlightenment

2009-05-31T18:46:00.003+08:00

ok, Man Utd sucks.
The better team won.
No matter what, you still my champion in my heart.

Register for my basic theory @ Ubi yesterdae with Les. Test date will be on 3rd of July. OMG. So kanjiong. I seriously want to get license by the end of the year. Went to makan with kum and hong at Katong. Had a great time chatting and kaopeing of army life. Haiya, army just sucks. Then went to Hub and watch Terminators. The movie is good but the story plot is sucks. No farking idea how and where those robot makers came from. Aiya, it nice la but confirm if fight with Megatron sure lost. LOL. And Arnold Swaz make a rare appearance in nude. WTF.

I'm enlighten. In the past, I only think of doing my full n best, so ppl could recongise my effort. Being a garang soldier or a disciplinary soldier serves no purpose. No matter how hardworking I am, I will not get pay increment, no up ranking, no extra off days and worst of all being suan by my men. SO what for I did so much for the platoon or the company.

But looking at those on coming commission officers like Kuan and Nah. I just feel so jealous and envy of them esp Kuan. Getting SOM as a Commando Officer is not easy. Just feel like a sore loser to them. Only can whine and complain in my blog and yet did nothing fulfilling in the camp. It just so sucks.

For right now I know it time to seek more ways to chao keng and xiam all the extra work. Who cares I did all the way?None.SO what for.

I will be taking lots of training course, like driving, life guard course and Nacap. Just to learn more skill and get job easily when ORD. I need $$ now!

Oh ya, anybody wana run some competition and get a CAR for free in lucky draw?
Do msg me.

Republic Run!!!

Tonight is the night

2009-05-27T22:08:00.003+08:00

Tonight will be the night that WE will Triumph over you.
Over again
Don't make them lost again.

With Ronaldo and Roony on form.
With Rio, Vidic and Van der on the back.
Only 1 word can describe them - Invincible.
Just say, Glory Glory Man Utd, Mighty Mighty Man Utd
Let us win once more.
No.
Is MANY more.

Final score
Park Ji Sung 1 Barcelostna 0

Oh ya, I'm home again! Took my virgin leave sia. Wah lan eh, now left 13 days leave and 2 off. A bit heart break. But it's ok for the game.RAWR.
Nowadays, life is like ORD personnel. So chill, so relax. No outfield no driving and just stone in the bunk/office. And so we did a peer appraisal yesterday. Surprisingly, I got feedback on my LOOK!wtf. They said I look too arrogant and look too fierce. I stun. Eh hello, it not my farking fault that I look haolian or fierce right. Then how? Plastic surg just to please these men? Fark man. Nowadays is men who overrule the commanders and not the sgt like us whack them.
Seriously after reading their feedback, I have this mixed feeling. Some written that I should be more friend with them rather than a "sgt'ly" feeling to them, the way I speak to them is very overpower and don't like it, too garang, set the standard for them to high and always want to claim credit, and most say I got that haolian look.
I mean, what this men expect? A teacher? A nanny? A play mate?I don't get it man. This is a farking AMRY. AN AMRY! I repeat AN AMRY! They should thanks god that I did not even whack them or even make them do serious garang stuff. Come on, I'm a bayonet holder who did serious work and stuff, not going outfield and play mud. I'm just piss off. Damn piss. But come to think of it, why should I bother to do so much stuff when no one appreciates it and I don't even get to raise any pay or rank. So, WHAT FOR?
Maybe I do should let my standard down and be as low profile as ever. Trying ways to siam or taiji work to others, and think of more ideas to get Att C or status, and then chill till ORD. Should I really do that, chillingly finish my NS without any pride or any awesome memories beside cougar or sispec. I don't know.

But then, as a good buddy to you all, let me share my fav blog link to you.
Huirong
She damn pretty la.
What if she's my gf.
awwwww

Big Boy do cry

2009-05-25T15:23:00.002+08:00

Attend a wake this morning. She's my dad best friend's mum, whom I also address her Ah Ma. She was such a wonderful lady, thou I only visit her once every new years, she never failed to whip her best dishes for us and she still always remember my name. She always so jovial, her smile is so attractive and a wrinkle face is adorable. Ok, she's an old lady but, that doesn't mean she old or fragile. During the Kampong days, she treat all the neighbour kids like her own. Pamper them with sweets and desert.My dad always told me all the story about her, and his kampong life. This kind of feeling is certainly could not be found in the heartland now.
She is truly remarkable. She brought up 10 kids solely as her hubby die very young.It not easy dude, not easy. 10 farking kiddos running around in the house. One of my dad's friend mention this. There are only two occasion where you can see everybody, 1 is wedding and 2nd is funeral. And seriously, it quite funny in the way he say. Yes,it true we saw alot of ppl, long lost kampong friend of my dad.
Just as she send to cremate, all her kids cry. Even the eldest son in his 60's, kneel down yelling at her. So who say big boys don't cry. Even me as a visitor could not even control my tears.
Anyway, her grand daughter quite pretty too. Should have gotten her number as well.
oh well.

Last day of Att C. Damn it. How I wish I could have 50 more wisdom tooth. Every monday extract 1 out. Everyday will be like ORD day. Shiok only.
Aiya, if only la.

My Wisdom

2009-05-22T23:59:00.005+08:00

First and foremost, I want to talk how fuck up Ex. Diamond Achilles is. Deployment stay at 12pm till 630pm. This period of time we did nothing but slept whole afternoon.From 7pm to 6am the next morning, we just wait for that fuck up assault boat to bring us across the river and breach that bloody obstacles. 7am onwards till 530pm sleep again, and then breach another stupid obstacles. 9pm exercise cut. ARGGH! everything could have done within a few hours, but those army cockster just like to do thing for show. 5 star exercise indeed. Badly ass that waste my weekend. NABEI.
On a brighter note, I book out on Tuesday to extract my wisdom tooth on Wednesday. Finally a long break for me. A freaking 6 days mc. Thanks God. But the process is damn balls shrinking. Just as I lay down on the surgery bed, my balls suddenly disappear. The feeling is so tense that the doc need to sooth me down. Within a few mins, my whole mouth become numb and the doc start drilling my tooth out. Thous it not pain, my the pressure of pulling my tooth is so strong that I could sense my tears dripping. A sense of relieve once the pull is done. I could feel how swell my mouth is. Luckily it only for a day, and even luckier 6 days Att C. Weee ee weeee!
Suddenly I feel as thou I ORD. Woke up late in the morning, clueless what I'm going to do next. That's the life that I wana spend for the past few days. SHIOK!
Anyway, I still got two more wisdom tooth. haha!

Thursday,catch Night In The Museum with cousin.Damn hilarious. Seriously I would recommend the whole family to watch together. Too bad mum does not understand England, if not I will bring her along. Ben Stiller is really awesome.
Back home and catch the finale of American Idol- Gay Adam vs Christian Kris. I agree that Adam have the best vocal between the finalist. The song - No Boundaries sang by Adam is farking great. The high pitch, the emotional, the voice really perk me up. He should really win the Idol thingy. But on the other hand, the boy-next-door image is the one who win lots of people vote. Kris himself is so handsome that his killer smile just strike everyone off. The only song I like is aint no sunshine. I don't know la, if I'm a lady, I sure will fall for him and want to marry this guy. AHAHA

No Boundaries.

Aint no Sunshine

Meet up with Leslie the cannon today. He went for some Epic center interview. Aiya, waste time de la. Talent like us should have company poaches us, and not we go for those filling of application. chey. Initally wanted to get some addidas stuff, but that dumb fuck did not bring his cash voucher, so oh well next time then. Walk into some random babys toy shop and we start to have fun inside. All those lame games seriously bring back memories. Walk around and saw quite numbers of students. Female I mean. LOL. Miss the good ole times where we student walk down orchard gorging at those RGS, CJC NYGS girly. Oh man. They are so attractive.
I miss school uniform.
I miss secondary school life.

How I wish, right now my PINK IC is right infront of me. I mean NOW!!
ah fuck.

Ex Diamond Achillies

2009-05-15T20:54:00.002+08:00

My weekend is so badly burnt
Today book out, later got to book in before 2359.
COS DUTY TOMORROW!
wtf.
worst of all, Ex Diamond Achillies on Sunday till Tuesday.
_l_

i want my farking freedom.
more update when back.
sian.

Mum's Day

2009-05-10T18:42:00.002+08:00

First and foremost.
HAPPY MUMMY DAY!

TGIF!
Went to DoubleO on Fri's nite. Saw Owen, Terence and co they as well. Awesome night as I only pay for my entrance fee while drinks are paid by buddies. Ratio of guy to girls 1:3.OMFG. The dancefloor was fucking full of chicks. Grinding and kissing are so farking norm. Shots of tequila+jugs of mixes+glasses of flamming lambo = DRUNK. Deadly drunk. As far as I remember, I was giving huggs to random outside and I seriously talking rubbish before King pull me into the cab. And the next moment I woke up in bed hearing mum nagging. Awesome NIGHT.
Catch Star Trek with cousin at TM. The storyline is damn good. Very touchy yet very motivational. Even make me having goosebumps.
There's one line goes "your father hold the captain for 12mins, and he save 80000 lives".I just feel this sentence very inspirational. Somehow or rather, I dream as if I'm the actor.LOL. Oh ya,Chris Pine is so cool. If I'm a lady, I seriously will fall for him.
Brought mum and granny to Crystal Jade@ Holland Village. The la mian is a must to order.The portion is so huge that 3 of us can share.
Anyway, Happy Mums Day. Love you always. Thanks for everything and anything you done for me. I know she won't be seeing this, even she does. I think she will be so shock. I never say any rou ma stuff to her.Ahaha.

Oh ya. Back to single AGAIN. I think I'm not suitable to have girlfriend. Truthfully, I believe I am a bad boyfriend but a perfect lover. So girls, if you wana have any relationship with me, a big no-go. BUT if you need some one to flirt. I'm always at her service. haha. Aiya, I don't time it time to settle down so fast. Army changes me quite alot. If i have spare time, I would rather spend the time and cash on partying and have more ladies. Ok, call me beast or womanizer. But this is me. I admit it. I need girls now! GIRLSSSSssss!

COS duty next Sat. EX Diamond Achilles next Sun. SO no update of blogs.
Anyway, I've been writing alot. No pic or whatsoever. You guys tired or sick of my words? Tag to tell me. My taggy is so so so cold. Pls tag la!

Happy 21st Alex Tiang Qing Guo

2009-05-03T19:02:00.004+08:00

Happy 21st Bade darling Tiang
May your life with with happiness and boobies
This video is for youu.

Never judge the book by its cover. I dreamed a dream. We don't dream, we pursue dream. No matter what we dream for, go and fulfilled it, regardless whether it reality or not. At least we know we done it though might failed and even we got it, it give us the satisfaction. All men are greed, we will never get satisfy, but at least we dreamed before.
Treat Ronald better, you never know he will be the next big thing.
Ronald's got talent

too late to apologise

2009-04-26T17:25:00.002+08:00

xiao hong sorry la.we shall meet next week k?makan my treat la. don't be so petty la. best bro yea.
went to gym in the morning.looking at those beefcake working out, i feel so egoistic. i must be stronger and fitter than them. in the end, i carry heavy weight on bench press without help and get injure. in cast again. i pull my finger bone and my shoulder blade dislocate. luckily not as sever as last time. just a slight pull. nevertheless i will still gym in camp. stonger better faster.
mopeng wong msg me last nite telling me that he had pass his jcc.i'm so proud of him.it not an easy feat to overcome this obstacles. thou i'm garang but there's no way i can achieve what kuan had done. his pride his commitment his achievement is something i always look for but none came.i so proud of him yet feel jealous because i'm still stuck here sucking all those officer's dick head.often look down being as a spec who work like a men, just that we get a slightly higher pay than them.
whatever it is, it good to know you still alive, safe and sound. congrats on your confidence course. do invite us to your commission. i badly want to take pic with you. great job bro.

Mirage

2009-04-25T22:24:00.003+08:00

somehow or rather, i still think of her
that once sweet loving malay girl
clueless how her life
just hope she's fine.

check up on some games and website. Mafia war is a great game to pass time. More like a waiting game and get ready to strike the next. Seriously recommend to kids or rp student since they had the whole day to spend in front of the monitor.Anyway, do add me if anyone of you are playing.Figuring Twitter the whole afternoon.Forum and newspaper had rate it damn high for its accessibility.But ya, still figuring out the whole system. But still go try it out. Might be the next big thing. Ipod touch really surprised me. The apps, game, the multimedia are changing and improving each time i book out. Seriously I do not regret buying it and indeed the best appliance of the year. I could even watch soccer through ipod touch, though it lag big time. But at least Apple are moving the correct path in displaying their products.
Kumboy send me some links of blog. So please do ask from him as those girls are really hot big time. yummy.

Tuesday is the Anniversary of Combat Engineers.So means that next week are slackest weeks. Shiok only. The most xiong part I think is to fret for seats every night for my Ah Wu that retard and Ziyi that PRC. I seriously I think PRC are getting prettier nowadays. I don't know why, maybe I been in the camp for like 9876523525 days. My antenna below is not functioning properly. The sense of sex drive is getting higher as days goes on. But fret not, I'm still normal. SO no fear yea.

i think of you

2009-04-19T19:00:00.001+08:00

I just like this sound sia.
Tata Younggg

too many too much

2009-04-19T18:14:00.005+08:00

Been lazy to update. If not for my loyal reader like bananahong, I don't think I will be updating today.
Actually I got alot alot of stuff to say about, but don't know how to start with.
Anyway, went to DoubleO on Friday straight after book out. Damn disappointing sia. There was so many guys from NS and poly. KNN pathetic me, didnt get to fish any girls. Damn sian. But the drink there was just farking cheap. Drink till I vomit. seriously dude.
Went to temple the next day with folks. It like the end of Qing Ming, so ya, go pray pray. Everytime my dad was there, he started to get emotional. somehow or rather he will walk away wiping tears.I do know that he miss grands also. After that head to old folk, visiting my mum's mum.Old and fragile, all my uncle don't even want to take care of her. It like, I don't know la, if I really got the capabilities, I seriously would take granny back home.Just that she's old and alone now, and what she want is just people like us to be with her. I know, I quite emo in my blog.
On the brighter notes, I watch Fast and Furious with cousins. Damn powerpack. The cars really inspire me to get that farking license and a car. how about a audi. Wee ee wee. And the babes inside are damn farking farrkable la. Wah man eh. How i wish i ord on monday sia.LOL
Check out this 2 babe in the movie. omg!!! I just want to have them. Enough.

Gal Gadot

Jordana Brewster

Tml going outfield. Not like some ppl in 41unit enjoying life.Staying there like resort and chalet. Wah sian. NS damn sucks.
Oh ya, congrat to 3SGT Ken Tan for successfully passing out and going 42.
Welcome to hell bro.

Crazy weather

2009-04-05T18:20:00.003+08:00

Damn moody damn emo
Outfield the whole week
Weather in gedong is craze
It can be burning hot now,thunderstorm the next minute
That fuck up
Hate army and I want ord asap!!

Btw I'm using my ipod touch to blog now
Cool yeah
I miss her :(

Fall For You

2009-03-29T18:20:00.003+08:00

Guys, control yourself ar. knn

Hearts in the air

2009-03-22T18:01:00.004+08:00

I'm in LOVE.

anyway, outfield tml till tue, ippt cat test on wed,soc cat test on thur, CO parade on fri
Fark unit life!
I want CROSSOVER now!

Qiqi.

2009-03-15T15:35:00.004+08:00

I finally got IPOD TOUCH!
farking awesome dude.
All the application, the games, the wifi.
WAH PIANG eh.
It a must have now in this generation
I really recommend you all to get one now!!!!

Walk around IT show @ Suntec. And I do miss the times working there, screaming around for cilent, talking non stop just to clinch the deal, looking around for show girls. That was the past. Catch Dragon Ball with les at AMK Hub.Movie was sucks, but the girl was damn hot. Esp Qiqi, OMFG! I fell in love with her. ROAR!

AND i miss you so much Ken, come back from taiwan, come back to me.

High class Men, Low class Commander

2009-03-08T17:46:00.002+08:00

Unit life starting soon.
Had to go through Maintenance Course before post us to our Company.
Lesson is great and canteen break is unlimited.
It feel so weird yet shiok because of the freedom we get.
BUT.
We are so treated like Pioneer(men). It just that we are paid more higher than them. We still have to do all the saikang.
Officers look down on us, Regular Officers even whack us infront of the Pioneer. Knock us down, scream and shout at us. What the fark is this dude, when we are commander now.
It make no different whether we are men or leaders. At the end of the day, we get the extra, the scolding, the duty and punishment. Only the Pioneer escape.
And this is so called the 3rd Generation army. Where ranks are only for show. I don't see how SAF have improvise this generation. Whenever fault Pionner or Officer make, in the end, it will still divert to the Spec for not doing their jobs. So rank doesn't matter.
Seriously, I still want to go OCS. As a spec now I now what we spec want. When I become a Officer, I will show them how spec and officer work. How both pioneer and spec excel. But now, we spec are still bullied. Not recognise for their effort.

21st!

2009-03-01T17:24:00.002+08:00

Thanks for all the present, the gift, the angpao, the hugs and kisses
And really thanks for coming to my humble chalet
Thou it rain and rain, but hope it does not damper your mood witness the growing of Little Siong to an adult.
Anyway, hope you guys enjoy the food and pardon for not being able to serve everyone.

A BIG THANKS!

For photo, please go to my facebook!

Bayonet Holder

2009-03-01T16:25:00.002+08:00

Parade ended with a bang.
I got my Sliver Bayonet at last
And interview for cross over.
Finally my hard work is being paid
My contribution is being recognized.
OCS here I come!

Birthday Angel

2009-02-22T18:05:00.005+08:00

Aaahhhhhhhhh!
I'm 21 this year, on this Thursday 26th. Which is like damn sooon. Time fly so fast and I'm turning old.
21 is like becoming an adult who hold so much responsibility, had to earn money, had to take care of the family, blah blah blah.
How I just wish I'm 18, studying in some JC, hitting on some hot chicks,playing rugby basketball and just worry about exam. But now.....in the damn army saluting at those cockster, staying in the camp and missing the outside world.
IT'S OK.
Anyway a letter to my "angel"

Dear Birthday Angel
I have been a good boy this year. Serving the nation with pride, protect the country with honor. SO please, grant me this wishes

1. My Topshop wallet is torn!
2. I'm a geek. I love gadget
3. I have a PSP, a PC and a XBOX 360 at home, but little games
3. Crumple Bag turn me on.
4. Flip flop Havaianas
5. A fashionists - from shirt to short to boxers.
6. Having a big backpack to book in and out is awesome.
7. I had been single quite some times!
Please angel. Do me this favor. =)

Chalet on Coast Sand Pasir Ris!
Ciao.

Sgt Siong

2009-02-15T17:50:00.002+08:00

It has been so long since I blog.
For your update: I HAVE FINISH MY COURSE!!
YEAY!
Exercise "megan fox" Transformer was indeed a torture. Mentally. Not enough sleep, not enough rest. But the 3 days past damn fast. And right now, I'm 3rd Sgt Goh.
I also nominated for Sliver Bayonet and Platoon Sgt course which = to pay increment.
song song song ar.
Next 2 weeks will be in Nee Soon camp and SISPEC for the passing out parade. Finally, the 6 month of Recruit, Private, Corporal, Trainee life is over. Now is my show, my turn to whack hard on those men.

No mercy.
Tough time don't last, Tough men/money do.

Anyway, do remember 28th Feb Costa Sand Pasir Ris!
GO to the Event Facebook for more detail

Phuture 13th

2009-02-01T17:28:00.002+08:00

Zouk last night.
Phuture 13th anniversary was quite a turndown.
Supposely the theme was white, but most turn up in all sort of colors.
AND the girls were so limited.
anyway saw dew oldies there- melissa and zhen yong. We had grown old lo.
Look so damn different.

Booking in again. like as usual. ROAR!
I miss my civilian life. Sian

Happy Niu Year

2009-01-28T12:57:00.005+08:00

Happy Niu Year everybody!
It been so long since I update, so do you miss me? Watever.
Anyway, had a fantastic time being out in the civilian world enjoying the air.
Year of the Ox means year of NS. Working and striving myself as a hardworking bull, which include lots and lots of duty. Damn it. I HATE ARMY. It totally ruin the festive mood.The more I think of booking in, the more I want to AWOL! Wah Lan eh, why cant there like Home Team, allow trainee to stay out of camp. WHY WHY!?
House visiting became lesser and lesser, cause everyone just focus 1 house and that it.

Bonding with cousin was awesome, but compliment by aunt lagi best.
"aiyo, you grow so fit now!".
"wah,growing thinner liao leh!".
"so good-looking now, must have alot gf rite?".
But I love this the best:
"so which poly you studying now?". =.="
But right now, 1 more year to ORD! I'm so so looking forward.
Please please pass fast fast.
Oh ya, Mr. Caishen please pump more $$ to my account. Thanks!

And lastly, my girlfriend of the year.
Shayna!

Deprived Soldier.

2009-01-17T17:08:00.004+08:00

Live Charge Firing last night.
End @ 1 am
Reach home this morning @ 8 am
Emo in camp this evening @ 9 pm
Tomorrow got Live Mine Arming.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway Bronco's driving test on Monday.
Please pass me.

Tell you more when I back next weeks.
Haiz
ciaos babe.

The week I grown up

2009-01-11T11:32:00.002+08:00

When my Sergent in SISPEC always say, how he fark a PTE till he cry, I still don't believe. It was when I truly experience it then I know the impact.
Been CSM for the past week was a good learning experience but a worst experience for me. First few days was still smooth till the day we started driving lesson. We had to check the maintenance before and after driving. As a CSM, I had to ensure everything went smooth and meet the timing. But it was my or rather the company first time doing maintenance, everything cock up and goes haired-wired. I was granted a 1 time good fark by the DI. Wah knn, this is the experience that no one want. He scream at the top of his voice, infront of all the cadet. Somehow or rather, I teared. I tried to control but I think it human reaction. Tend to get emotional when it been a while since we last teared.
Oh man. It damn embarrassing tearing infront of so many people. But after the reprimanding, all of a sudden, I gain lots of respect from my 'men'(cadet). During debrief from the Spec and Encik, they said not that I fark up, but it the integrity of the men. And I had done a great job being the first time doing maintained. Whatever it is, the first time I teared for the ARMY. The day I really grown up from a boy.

"With tears in my eyes, I stood with pride."

A bad start year

2009-01-04T16:31:00.003+08:00

I have selected for the next Sergent Major for the company!!
FUUUCCCCCCCKK
damn fuck up la. this is the most fuck up role ever. I got to take care of the whole company admin and stuff.
gosh
headache now. my brain is spinning so many rounds. the juice is coming out
oh no oh no!
What a start of a brand new year. sigh.

and, NS is suck a dark black area. It seems normal yet corrupted.
For instance, I took the signal test. Instead of testing how I read, the tester(cpl) ask me how much score I want. I stunned! Then he carry on talking cock with me. I feel so relieve but so guilty. Nevertheless, all the test expect TSR I pass. KNN!
And other thing, my Encik(warrent officer) is a weirdo. He seems like to disturb me alot. But then care for me alot too. Every night, no fail he will come to my bunk and check on me. And even 1 night he come in and cover me with blanket. That's sound wrong. Ok la, he very fatherly but that a bit too much liao. And he the one who appoint me a CSM.
FARK!

Hope I can do a great job and bring up the Cougar's Spirit
Everyday, STRONGER BETTER FASTER!

Happy 2009

2009-01-01T14:44:00.002+08:00

Well well well.
2008 pass like a breeze. Just one blink and boom 2009.
It will be a long long year for nsboy like me. Got to serve like a dog guarding the ass of Singapore. Don't forget, we are the backbone of the army. With pride we lead.

Anyway, my New Year Resolution for 2009 is to
GROW TALLER!!!!
ROAR!

I will update further when I back from camp this weekend.
5 more hour back to far end of Singapore.
Damn.

Merry Christmas

2008-12-25T12:14:00.002+08:00

Merry Merry Christmass everybody
May all your dream come true!!

Condo Gedong

2008-12-21T17:54:00.003+08:00

My camp in Sungei Gedong is farking like Condominium. It equip with tennis, soccer and basketball court, swimming pool and also gym. The building is so damn new that we are the first batch to stay there. Not even a stain of kiwi can be found on the floor. The mess is big daoooo. never mind. The facilities is damn good.
BUT, the distance is knn the far. Just by going Choa Chu Kang, i need to take 45min. fark man.
Haiya.
See you guys on Wed then.
Merry Xmas in Advance.

Dear Santa .. .. .. ....

2008-12-21T17:48:00.002+08:00

Dear Santa

I have been a good boy this year. Taking good care of the family, being a filial boy and safe keeping the nation. So please accept my Christmas's wish.

a. Post me to OCS at the end of the course
b. Getting Silver boynet and Sword of Honour
c. Selected for SOF
d. EARLY ORD IS THE BEST

Please Santa, fulfill my small little wishes

Love,
siong

Helloo Gedong

2008-12-15T19:48:00.003+08:00

I having my break now!! weeeeee!
But, I'm going post to Sudei Gudong- Armour Engineer, tomorrow.
AND
stuck there for the past 1 and a half year
FFFUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
It so super duper fucker far la.
Suck Thumb baby.
Hope it will be a good choice

On the brighter note, I received my xbox 360 finally. Seriously, this machine really damn fantastic. It really make wonders. But then already cost me a bomb buying games and cable for the xbox. But I like!

Tomorrow will be the day.
The last chance, last burst of fire whether I can get back to OCS. Please do let me excel, let me get the damn sliver bayonet, else this NS of mine is totally screw up.

Xmas coming. Which will be a sucks one.
Sigh

sad sad siong

2008-12-08T13:33:00.002+08:00

Guard duty is already so miserable, esp during public holiday.
And worst, rain the damn whole day
Luckily, I sentry under the shelter
Luckily, only 4 shift
Luckily, got internet access
Luckily, got FHM to read.
Luckily, got TVeee to watch

BUT
still still still fuck up!

Hari Guard Raya Duty Day

2008-12-07T19:51:00.002+08:00

Tomorrow will be the worst day of my life in NS
Farking have to guard the damn camp for 24 hours
So lucky. From so many farkers, I kana selected.
Piss off
Anyway, I getting my beret on this thurday and thus passing out from Basic Engineer Course. I think I will posted to Amour Specialized course in Sungei Gudong, which is like the other end of Singapore. WTF man. Nevertheless, it will be a great experience for me to drive monster tank.
Up till now, I still really doesn't like to be in support unit. How I wish I will be in ALSC or even OCS or even best, Commando. But why the hell they post me to Engineer. I still pondering. But the stay in Nee Soon Camp make me realize that Engineer is not that xiong either. We can lecture from 8am till 6pm in the aircon room. Even outfield, is like, just across the road to the soccer field and do our practical. What I can say is that, slack and no pride. I no longer have my physical and combat fitness that I used to have, but lecture fitness is my strongest now. My recent IPPT result prove everything. Thou I remain sliver but, 2.4km clock 9.54min and my pull up barely 10 nia. Seriously, I need to exercise.
The most fark up thing is that I got to wake up at 5 and reach camp by 630 when you all still sleeping like dead pig.
Haiz.
Suck Thumb pah

Ciaos

2008-11-30T17:25:00.001+08:00

It the same for every Sunday.
The mood is often demoralizing
Thou it not in Jurong
But again,
Can only out in a weeks time.
Haiz.

2008-11-29T21:12:00.004+08:00

Went to Sitex@Expo. Not as good as past years. The booths are so messy, not organise, as in they selling rojak in booth.Crowd is also not as many as last time. Damn bad. Not even a showgirl there as well.Jialat
By pass Multimedia Integrate. The apple booth where I leave my top selling legacy. The business was so bad. All the part timer are hitting flies. Rick and Lewis even ask me to help them for this 2 days. I know I'm the legendary top seller, but lan lanm still got to serve NS.
Time fly so fast, it seems yesterday when I start working at IT fair.Looking at the crowd and the atmosphere, I just feel like taking flyers and making sales. But, I no longer can do that. Sigh
I got myself a Microsoft keyboard and also extend my Singnet contract. In return, I got xbox 360. Woohooo. Advance X'mas present for myself. But I doubt I will have time to play.
Finally, MP Wong back from Taiwan. And he got the chance to get into OCS. congrats and gd luck to him. Well, come to think of it, I seriously envy and jealous of him. We serve the same country the same army, yet my NS is so screwed up. He had gone through so much, yet I just stuck in the lowly support unit. I feel damn... I don't know how to express, but it like so inferior to them. Kuan in commando and nah in ocs. and me.
These 2 years faster pass. I feel miserable.

Bangala Soldier

2008-11-23T17:22:00.002+08:00

Posted to Engineer Unit
Serve as construction soldier
I have no pride now
I want to go back to infantry
no pride.
no pride.

*to be update again

Infantry Boy

2008-11-09T17:38:00.002+08:00

In a weeks time, I will finally pass out as Corporal, finally f o from that fark up Bravo Company. The feeling of going Foxtrot was so anxious and excited. Going to a welfare company is always so happy and fun. Foxtrot, here I come.
Surgery on my wisdom tooth on Sat, straight after Graduation Parade. The surgery cost a whooping $400. WTF. Luckily, just scan 11B and free of charge, AND awarded 1 week Attend C. Wohooooo.
Booking in soon. The very last week. FINALLY
Hello ASLC, Hello Guards, Hello Foxtrot
Goodybye Bravo, Goodybye BSLC.

Ready to strike

Oh ya, MP Wong going Taiwan. Please don't die there.I don't want to read paper that Commando die in Plane crush. Bon Voyage
AND, me dada xiaohong & KENDRICK will go ASLC together. I say, ASLC!

God Damn it!

2008-11-01T22:13:00.004+08:00

4 more farking cm to gold
13 more cm to get best PT
FARK man!
NBCB
$100 just gone like that.
Heartbreak sia.
But to a brighter side, I finally bash down the 9min mark for 2.4km.
My personal best timing for now:
8.54min!!
Thank you thank you
I must farking thanks myself for the result.So proud.
And also SOC, I got 8.58min.
SO there no RT for this weeks. SO happy

Fired matador and M203 last friday
Holy fark. The power of these launcher is unbelievable powderful.The sound and the spark are so strong and loud. A very good experience for me thou.
Oh well, 2 more weeks to end my BSLC. Hopefully can crossover to OCS if not, be a Guardsmen not a bad idea also.
Ready to Strike!

Ah Nei Day

2008-10-27T17:50:00.002+08:00

Gona booking in by 2030. Everytime of this hour, I started to get so damn emo. I doesn't want to leave home. I want to stay home pei my mum. Damn. NS sucks.
Anyway, Happy Ah Nei Day. Wish all the Ah Nei in the world, faster die faster extinct. I'm sorry if I'm too racist, because I kept bullied by these farkers. _l_ to your mum.

I need you

2008-10-27T16:45:00.009+08:00

I need my girlfriends!!
Roar!

Girlfriend #01
Fiona

Girlfriend #02
蒋怡

Girlfriend #03
隋唐

Grand Slam

2008-10-25T21:33:00.003+08:00

Grand Slam was not as grand as I expected. It just carry out of mission and accomplish it at the end of the day. It was damn farking easy. But the only shag part was in the night. For the past 2 days, it rain non-stop and carry on in the night. Poor us, got to do sentry duty in the night. Worst of all, we were not in any damn shelter, with only one pathetic rain coat on us. The feeling was so miserable. I shivered like fark, gritting my teeth, rubbing my palm. God gracious me, I don't even know why this damn fark thing happen to me. But back to think of it, we should be more luckier than others who went to tekong. Poor them.

Book out today and caught Ben Stiller's Tropic Thunder.
Damn funny and humorous. You all should watch it, but not in cinema. At least go download it. You won't regret.
3 of out 5.

Itchy Sleepy Campy

2008-10-18T21:50:00.002+08:00

Monday
Had Gypsy at Lower Mandai. Basically, we had to navigate our way through and find different checkpoint in day and night. We have no help from any instructor and solely depend on ourselves. Lucky enough, first checkpoint is easily to locate but the second waste 2 hours walking and finding. We had to walk like 4km just to find that stupid yellow sign. Mind you, the place is like HUGE, damn fucking HUGE. And for the night checkpoint, within 1 hour we found it. My team are the first to arrive in the company. Why are we so pro.
Tuesday-Friday
The days of misery start. Rain non-stop and we depart to our "hotel" at Lim Chu Kang. The area is far jialat than Tekong. Everywhere is swamp, pond and even the grasses are taller than me. Training was shag and had to do it in the swampy area. All my clothes are so wet and muddy. At nigh, I did not even have to dig shell scrape, my body just sink into the mud. I sleep in the mud the whole damn night, worst still, it drizzling. I feel so miserable, seriously, at that time I miss home and toilet the most. How I wish I could really take a hot bathe.
One more thing, the insect there can never be trifle.The ants is big daOoOooo...These ants trained and use tactical jungle skill There are commando ants, parachute from the leaves, land onto my neck and give a big nice bite. NABEI CHEEBYE. Once we feel irritated and fighting with the commando ants, the whole lots of infantry ants come invading our food. Million of these ants covered the whole leftover buns.We started pouring water on them,then the "airforce" flying ants fly buzzzing around us.
I have enough of these. I farking hard field camp. Now body itch like fark. ARRRGGGHH. Damn pek chek.
Next week another field week. Damn sad.very very sad. So low morale. How sia. I need a girlfriend to push me along, encourage. Any girls available for me? Come on...

Piss. Damn Piss

2008-10-12T11:32:00.002+08:00

Sometimes I just wondered getting the best out of me, I surely make it through.
But, I farking just pass my IPPT nia. Because of that damn SBJ, it cause my $200 to fly past and sadly burn my Saturday morning to do Remedial Training. WHAT THE FARK man.
And the best part is, got to do self study after training.ARGGHHHH. Waste my whole bloody 3 hours in that sick camp.
Next week got Field Camp at Lim Chu Kang. Hopefully, please let me survive through and let me boot out on Friday night. I need more precious time out of the world, and not in the West Side camp.
4 more hours back to camp.

*sigh*

Goodbye World again and again

2008-10-05T14:44:00.003+08:00

Whole day at home for the past two days
And again back to camp.
6 more weeks to go.
Poor me.
Goodbye World again.
See you on Saturday

Alone

2008-10-04T20:08:00.002+08:00

Mum and Dad went to Phuket for holiday til next Friday. So now, I alone at home. The feeling of loneliness is so unbearable. There's no one to talk to at home expect chatting on this damn monitor. Already so farking tire, and got to wash clothes myself. Dinner. Ask around and around and around whether anyone free to makan with me. But nil. Friends are easy to find, but a true one,hardly.So emoly went and tapao up,and emoly eating alone watching tv. It make no different whether I in camp or at home. But at least in camp still got people to talk cock. Home is so so so quiet.

Booking in tomorrow at 9pm. My hatred on SISPEC grew tremendously. Those farking SGT esp those Indian like to waste trainee time. Instead of letting us to rest, they just want to sit down there and listen to your rubbish. Why why why!? And there are so many test like signal and navigation. If fail, I can jolly well say goodbye to Saturday. This is fark up man. No wonder, we always suffer in silence, plus lot n lot of confinement. Fark up system in SAF. Care for soldiers? I doubt so.

F**k Up Management

2008-09-30T22:00:00.002+08:00

Now I know why certain Sergent are so fucked up. Because the management and the system in SISPEC are FARK. Seriously. From one point they can say change Smart 4 to Admin attire, and when we come down and fall in, we are told to change but to Smart 4. -.-
And today, or even every book out day, we will NOT know what we can book out. Only book out at the very last minute. And how can I tell my Dad to send me home or even tell my Mum what time she expecting me. SO call the responsibilities that SAF teach, but none apply to us.
Yesterday had a dialogue session with the Commanding Officer of SISPEC. One of the Private ask, "Sir, we need more quality time to spend with our family. The number of time now is insufficient." And guess, how he reply. He said that Private is an irresponsible leader.Ok, Lan lan la.
And I still don't know how they select Private to go to SISPEC. I solely thrash the WHOLE company, mind you is WHOLE, in 2.4km run. WTF rite. Me leh. It me. Timing, 9.28min. This timing in Cougar(BMT) is like, "so big fark ar?". Not I want to brag I'm good, but it the people there really CMI.
Anyway, this Saturday and next Saturday burnt. Sport day for this week and Safety test for next week.See, SISPEC ..... . .
Oh ya, there bad new, I was rejected for Pilot but good new is, I got shortlist as Weapon System Officer. A guy which sit behind the pilot and shoot the weapon. Hopefully, seriously hope that I get in AirForce and bye bye infantry. I sick of SISPEC

Bravo Bravo Bravo

2008-09-28T16:05:00.002+08:00

Don't know whether is my retribution or what. Cougar in Tekong and now Bravo in SISPEC.
Life is so fuck up. The most sadist and xiong coy in SISPEC. When I see Kendrick, Dada and Xiao Hong in those no pride coy, I feel so envious for them.
Straight before First Parade, the whole platoon half-left down for being slow. WTF. And the best part is, one of my sect com is exactly same like SGT Hari. Both are black fark and both are fucker. THATS REALLY MY LUCK. What to do, suck thumb lo.

And the first thing they say,"Don't try the SYSTEM." SGT Hari Quote.

The next few days are kinda slack. Most of the lesson are theory based. But what I know from the schedule, 5th weeks onward are hell hell and more hell. I farking hate field camp because, it SUCKS. Camo on face then wear long 4 and have to endurance all the farking shit by the SGT..... suck thumb. 8 weeks of BSLC. I do hope it end fast. There still got chance for crossover to OCS. BUT, only the Platoon Best can go.Which is only 1 nia.Fark la.How to fight. .. . . . .......

Finally book out on Friday night, without Kendrick Tan. Fail IPPT again. I wonder how many Saturday he will kana burn. Nevertheless, suck thumb. Course we Private Suffer in Silenece, Plus FARKING Extra Confinement. Saturday went to Beach Road for Army Stuff and then Suntec to listen to the GP. Nothing much thou.

Tomorrow got Safety Test and those who fail will burn this coming Saturday. To pass, get 45 and above over 50.
-.- Bo bian, Suck thumb.

See you guys on Tues. Hari Raya lo!

Singapore's Flyer

2008-09-21T16:19:00.005+08:00

My mum treat me to Singapore's Flyer. Quite an experience. Scenery is very pretty when viewed from top. The IR, the view of the town area and also the F1 track. Very clear very magnificent. But I think it will be a different experience when view during the night.
Shall go again 5 years later when all the construction are done.
Got to camp in tomorrow at Pasir Laba. No confinement, but still damn sucks. SISPEC instead of OCS. Well, shall see how the training goes.
See you all on next Sat.
Ciaos

Sad Sad NSboy

2008-09-19T22:46:00.003+08:00

I don't really understand why can't I get into OCS. I mean if other people are very zai or really damn power, and they get into OCS I really admit it. But people like those cock who got in, seiously, SAF system is FUCKUP. Everything is so corrupted. All the peer appraisal, SIT test and even IPPT are just for show. Only recruit who won Oscar award or suck commander's dicky get chance to get in. As for me, lan lan go to SISPEC and chiong as a men with pathetic rank.
Don't think I'm sore loser who only whine here, but you will fucking know what I mean what you get your posting. People with no substance and people with substance.
As for know, I don't know about my future. Either I chiong hard to get into OCS again or aim for Guards or just Serve And Fuckoff.
Corrupted SAF.

Suffer in Silence Plus Extra Confinement.
Only Cheebye Survive in OCS

Back to Tekong

2008-09-15T22:18:00.004+08:00

Back to Tekong!
Actually, send Kumboy and Aaron in. Well, both lucky boy in Zulu Company at Rocky Hill, the newest school in BMTC. It really piss when you see their facilities. Their bunk is so damn wide and it interlink two bunk together. The most angry part is that their bathroom got DOOR!Fark ass. Toilet in old tekong school is like open for all to see and it damn farking narrow. How I wish I was posted to Rocky Hill in the first place. Nevertheless, that Hill is full of eerie stuff. Erm, better not say anything
Well, good luck to them and this two clown are in the same platoon same bunk and same buddy.
LUCK.
Die there please.

Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You

2008-09-14T22:21:00.001+08:00

Moon Cake Festival

2008-09-14T21:51:00.002+08:00

Happy Lunar Mooncake!
Didn't get to eat moon cake as I had a farking toothache. I endured the pain for the past two weeks. It time for me to see the dentist.Damn it. Ouch
Went to Geylang yesterday. To pray Tau Peh Gong at some random temple. I realize that the number of Ah Tiong increase tremendously. Oh my god. Even in the hot sweltering weather in the afternoon, there were prostitute getting customers and cheebye, one ah tiong even ask me whether I'm interested. Fark. If my mum was not that, I will farking punch that bitch. If she was pretty I might still talk to her nicely, and cheebye she look like some freak. Piss people off.
At night watch some stupid EPL game with da they all.
Enough said.
Pure luck from pussy. LUCK.

POPed

2008-09-11T21:35:00.011+08:00

As I marched into the parade square, I cried. Each tears flash back all the memories I had in Cougar Platoon 1. I felt to much pride and so proud of myself passing out. Even though this was only BMT, but no one can know how we felt in Cougar, esp Platoon 1. The hardcore training, the psychotic SGT, wayang platoon mate and so on and on. There's nowhere other company or platoon can compare with us.And that's why I feel so pride being here. I maybe swearing or cursing my Sgt, but deep in my hearts I know whatever they do are for our good and also the future of SAF depended on us. No matter where I posted to, I will surely uphold the standard and image of Cougar Platoon 1. And also without Ken and Gab the two farker, this 9 weeks are really suckup. Hope we will post out together and go OCS. Oh, wet tissue going 24km on Saturday. Pray hard no raining and don't fall out again.
FAT SLOP~ bleah

Everyday Stronger, Better, Faster. COUGAR!
Cougar Platoon 1 for LIFE

Anyway, congrats myself Kenny Gabby Dada Bananahong and Ah Beng successfully passing out.
Bye to MP Seah, MP aaron and Kummy. Enjoy the hell stay inside tekong. Muahahahahaha
~Tough time don't last, tough men do~

POP mood

2008-09-07T11:24:00.003+08:00

24km Route March on last Monday.So easy, really really so easy. Even fat slop ken say the pace was so slow. Actually 24km is really nothing compare to the 16km and 8km we walked. And it was quite welfare as we get to have chocolate, H2O and bananas for every 4km walk. I don't mind walking again
Retake my IPPT, and again SBJ pull me down. Fark sia. I think I destiny to go to SISPEC. Goodbye OCS. On the brighter side,I pass my SOC in 5.5mins. Not bad not bad.
Had recruit night on Wed. Performers from SAF Drama and Music came. That really damn good. Girls are hot and woah. serious. That night was the best night.
Started rehearsal for our Graduation Parade. The feeling was like, I though I just came in not long ago and I doing my rehearsal. Time flies farking fast.
Finally 9 weeks of hell are gona end soon. POP on next Wed. Anxious yet a bit unwilling. Just hope that I get into OCS *crossfinger

And now, My Legendary SGT.
SGT Haridasan

4cm is so much!

2008-08-31T11:07:00.004+08:00

Had IPPT on tuesday.
Everything went so smoothly yet again my standing broad jump killed my hopes.
Just 4 cm more to gold nia.
I so sad.Goodbye OCS liao.
Done 16km on Thursday. Farking ah nei sgt. He was like striding 1 steps and I got to walk fast 2 steps. He was just too fast. In the end Ken fall out and I almost too. I just don't understand why he want to make people die instead of keeping us in the march. Because of his pride and face, he make people lose faith on him. He just sucks.

Finally watch Death Race with Kum and Jianhong at cine. Awesome I must say.The car, the race, the girls. Wooo laa laa. Must Must Must watch. You won't regret.
Then went to Comex. This year really alot of people.And sony show girls were farking hot.I saw Peggy there too.Wooooah. If Multimedia got booth, and I still working for them. Top salesman sure notch it again. Damn. Anyway, I bought HP desktop. My acer is like dieing anything and it had serve me for 4 years. It time for him to take a break. Whatever it is, you done me proud by lasting so long and getting me all the newest fastest news. You still my best acer baby.

My new Baby

Dave!

2008-08-24T14:09:00.002+08:00

Caught Meet Dave with cousin yesterday.
Lame yet humorous.
But don't waste money and watch.
You can always watch online.
Anyway, Eddie Murphy rock my cock.
He's just too good.

ok, 17 more days to POP. 2 and a half week more.
So excited yet fark up.
Tues got IPPT and thur 16km route march.
Please god, please, pass my sbj. Just let me pass will do. I will do anything for you.

incoming......arti arti arti!!!

2008-08-23T13:09:00.002+08:00

Had SIT test(situational test)on Mon to Wed.We got to route march 12km before the test.Oh ya, more about the SIT test. The test is to determine whether you have the potential to go to OCS or SISPEC.The test consist of 6 mission per day in 2 days. Mission was easy, but the process was tough. After finish the mission, we got to crawl and prone down to our next mission. If there was casualties in our team, we got to carry him to the mission. Life is tough, training even tougher. Hopefully I did well in my test, and gain some little bit of recognition to get in OCS.
Back to company bunk on Wed evening. The next two days training really hellish. The whole day we just run, run and more run. Even night PT, we run. IPPt coming next tues, seriously, god pass my SBJ. I badly needly need to pass that damn jump.
Oh ya, my buddy,randell, and my best friend kenny tan got to do guard duty last night till this morning. Stupid of them. Kendrick tan brought wet tissue to SIT test and confess he brought it to the sgt. ok. DUMB FARK. He's the only one who confess. Anyway, I do want to do with him and pei him. But then, every weekend is precious to recruit like us. So sorry ar kenny. Maybe next time pah.

Training to be Soldiers ....

I did another version of the lyrics.

Training to be storeman
Carry jerry can
Once in our life
2 years of our time
Have you ever wondered
Why we must serve
Because we love our man
And want it to be free to be free
Looking all around us
People everywhere
Children eating sugar can
While we are holding jerry can
Have you ever wondered why must we serve
Because we love our man
And want to be free to be free
Stand up;
Be on your store;
Come on everybody;
Do your part;
Come on every storeman;
Do it HARD;
Do it for our nation;
Do it for our Singapore YAH!~

NS song

NS Hokkien Song

Filial Son

2008-08-17T12:34:00.002+08:00

I brought back 5 sets of soiled uniform for my mum to handwash, and she washed till wee hours in the morning. I was so so so guilty and really appreciated what she had done for me during my NS days.
And so the whole Saturday, I reserved just for her. I brought her to Jade @ Fullerton for lunch- a la cart buffet. Maybe I had not been eating normal food for the past weeks, that why I say the food was heavenly good. Each pax is $68++. Damn ex, but whatever la, I didn't spend any money in Tekong anyway.
Went to watch 12 Lotus at Cine after lunch. I must say, Roysten Tan was really a genius. He could break the 12 part of lyrics into 12 different story. Emotional yet hilarious story plot. I really recommend aunties to watch the movie as it got lots of nice hokkien music inside, which mum enjoyed alot.
Having SIT test on mon to tues, after which life in tekong will be more easier. Wishe me luck guys, no farking commander like Sgt Harid. Seeyou next week

Toodles~

Hellish Nightmare Field Camp

2008-08-16T22:23:00.005+08:00

Day 1
Route March started at 0730- a 8km long to palm tree camp site. It was a shag and horrible march or I can say brisk walk, WITH FBO(full battle order). That farker Kendrick was in front of me. He walk so slow which cause me step on his boots and sprain my ankle. Fat Fuck!Reach the camp site in 2 hrs later and we had to pitch our tent even though we are panting like some dead dog. Sgt show no mercy, show no concern. What they only say,"fuck you understand". After the tent pitching, we had lunch and some lecture on urban ops. The day end at 6pm. I was so farking tired, and I drop sleep at 8pm.

Day 2
Woke up 0600. Fall in 0610. Punishment 0620. Guess what we do? Leopard crawl to our tent, which is like 20m away. Some farker parade their shirt outside their tent and cause the whole platoon to get fark. Breakfast was pathetic, ate two biscuit and 1L of water. Had urban ops training after that. Urban ops is like scanning for enemies in a room or building. After lunch, rest of the day is mostly punishment - leopard crawl, push up and crunches. And my rifle was kana stolen by Sgt Cheebye. Got to do guard duty tomorrow night.Sleep time at 2200.In the middle of the night, some random guest visit us. The farking Wild Boar. It was like as big as tongkiat.woah!

Day 3
Had urban op test the whole day. Well, I think my team did not that bad, at least better that those half fuck team. In the late afternoon, we had another route march again. All of us are already half dead, we still got to march at least 6km to the next campsite. Along the way, almost 1/4 of the platoon fall out. Reach the campsite 3 hr later because the Officer lead the wrong way. Stupid idiot, officer some more.It was already 1800, had our dinner then sleeping time. Slept in the open with stars and firefly. Night was pretty cold and had to do guard duty with buddy.Haiz, life sucks.

Day 4
Body was aching everywhere. Everyone smell like some rotten durian. We had not bathe for these 4 days. My precious balls are itching for water. Day was pretty relax expect for 1 hr of jungle training. It was really a torture. Got to leopard crawl and keep kneeling on the ground.Farking shaggggggg. And the next thing I know is to dig trench. FUCK!We got to dig hole about my size and my knee height.This is the highlight of the field camp. I been digging that damn hole for 4 farking hours till 7pm before I lay dead sleeping inside.

Day 5
The most toughest day in my life.Had jungle test in the morning and jungle op training in the afternoon. Almost 1 section of the platoon fall out. This is the day that Sgt Haridason waiting for. We did leopard crawl and kneeling for 2 hours. Even ken also fall out as he cannot tahan the training.I knew that cb Sgt Harid was a pervert. He really treat as like dog. And again start to dig our hole at night as all of us cannot meet the Sgt standard.My tears drop as I dig. No words can express how I feel how I miss everything in Singapore. That night was a long one.
Day 6

The moral lifted abit as it was the last day. We got to bury the hole we dig for the 2 night. I start to get emotion abit as you know, it our hard work and sweat and tears that mix up with this hole. The hole reflect the past 6 days of my life in forest with the wild animals. Had our last test at 1000. LEOPARD CRAWL! Got to crawl 100m before we finally break camp. This last crawl make us like a men now. Seriously, I would never ever take things for granted anymore. Back to company level and had to clean rifle. And Finally back singapore at 6pm.

This field camp is really unforgettable.We had to camo our face 24/7, no bathing, no handphone,running around with 5kg of bag and 4kg of rifle, sleeping in shit mud, eating shitty combat ration, guarding my buddy peeing and then watching someone stepping on it 10 mins later. I will remember this for the rest of my life and I know I am proud of myself without failing any test there.My hand now was still numb from the digging, and I farking lost 5kg from the field camp!
Thank god I survived.
And now i pray for dada and ah beng in their Field camp today.

Everything got it rationale

2008-08-09T11:22:00.004+08:00

4 weeks had past.
Well, getting use to the SAF system.
Wake up at 0530 5BX at 0545 Nightout at 2230.It all in the mind now
Had Live Range on Mon and Tues. Shooting live fire is so damn fun than shooting blank in arcade. The loud explosion and recoil from the rifle make people so overwhelm. A very good experience BUT the waiting time to shoot is damn fark long. We manage to reach our bunk around 12am for the past 2 nights. I miss two targets thou, hopefully I get the markmanship.
First IPPT on Thurs. Never in my life I fail Napfa. And I farking fail 1 station in IPPT.Fark up. My standing broad jump is only 214cm.Kaooooo. Every station improve except SBJ, even my 2.4 is below 10min. Those got gold get to book out on Thursday. I missed that bloody chance of my.
Fri had National Day Observance Ceremony at the Parade Square. This will be my first and last National Day celeb in Tekong. Quite magnificent as you can see all the big shot people there like those with big dick(Warrent Officer's cane), officer with stars or crabs on their shoulder.But it just another boring ceremony that we got to stand so fark long just to say the pledge and national anthem.
As days went on with the company and the platoon, I finally realized why our SGT is so cb. Not because they purposely want to tekan us or bully us, it the recruits from the company that fark things out that why SGT like to fark us alot.Just because of this cb in the platoon, the whole of us suffer. Doing squat benders, push up, leopard crawl is already a norm in our lives.
Booking in at 1830. Can't even watch the march past of the NDP and I got to report in Pasir Ris liao. Lan lan.Tomorrow field camps - Sgt Haridason's Hell in Field Camp. I just pray I could survive for the next weekend.

New quote by Sgt Harid," You guys are running like prostitute!Half-left down."
Happy Holidays guys.

2nd Book Out

2008-08-03T14:30:00.002+08:00

Life is still as miserable as ever in Tekong.
I still don't know why Cougar have to be xionger than other Company
Fark up!
Had Field Craft and Visual shooting last week. 1st attempt of shooting fail as the scope cock up. Have to retake, luckily pass the 2nd try if not cannot go Live Range liao. Field Craft on tue and fri. Even more jialat. Have to wear long sleeve,helmet,LBV and rifle. The weather there is like sauna and I really fainted on fri because of heat exhaustion. Damn shack. NS is really fark up
Upcoming weeks are Live Range on Monday and Tuesday
Field Camp the week after. Luckily no confinement on weekend, if not I really gone bonker staying in Tekong.
Just endure 3 more weeks on hardship, everything will be lepak
cross finger.
1825 booking in.
FUCK!

Guardian of Gotham

2008-07-27T13:20:00.004+08:00

Caught Dark Knight last night with the Ruggers.

Fantastic movie.good story plot.great actor, esp the joker. He is damn good being a bad guy. Too bad he died, if not he can get even get Oscar award.
I woke up this morning, thinking hopefully is a dream, a dream that I doesn't want it to happen. But yet, I need to go back to this dream tonight.
Life is fark up now.

Everyday Stronger, Better, Faster. Couger

2008-07-26T13:13:00.003+08:00

Enough of the whining and grumbling.
Come to a brighter side, I do learn and experience a lot being a soldier.
I got married to my wife " SAR21" last week, strip her and drill with her. This is one of the best weapon in the world till now. Route march with her for 4km and 6km around Tekong. Though it shack and tiring, but the old dump building in Tekong is something could not see in Singapore. There also SOC(standard Obstacle Course), aiya free frag la, but only the Jacob's ladder I feared. IPPT trial also done. As usual, Jumping Broad Jump are sucks, only 225cm and 2.4 only 10.11. Fuck up.But then, I could do 12 pull up now. Siao siao leh. Our OC(commander in charge) is a very nice guy, He is a Captain who went through Ranger course, the most farking hardcore training in SAF. But he only know how to talk about sex sex and more sex. Damn pervert Commander.Well hopefully the next few weeks life will not be that tough. Swee swee gone through this week.
As my OC say, "Tough Times don't Last, Tough man do".
I do hope I could last the next 7 more weeks.

the bitter the sorrow the hardship

2008-07-26T11:53:00.005+08:00

10 July 2008
Arrived Tekong at 0925. The sky was dark with patches of rain falling as though the heaven was crying for us. The presentation and the oath came next. As the hand was held high swearing in front of the state flag, I know, my life has given to the government. I have no rights no freedom no spaces. And for the next 2 years, I am the Government's Slave.I bid my mum and dad with tears in my heart as I slowly marched to the company's bunk.

"fuck up understand!your mouth got cheebye that why cannot shout is it?fuck up!you want to give me your half fuck standard right!?fuck you cheebye!you want to test my fucking patient right!?eh,you dumb fuck!Eh, where's your fucking balls!?...."

For the next few days, these sentence is just a part and parcel in my life. I was posted to Cougar Company. The toughest and hardcore company in BMTC Sch 1, Ninja the next in Sch 2. Cougar company is make up of Commando Sergent, Psychotic Sergent and Ranger Officers.And my platoon Indian Sergent are the psychotic type. He scream and shout at you in regardless whether you are right or wrong. Even you did something right, he just say "you will know it soon, don't worry". He is one purely mother FARKER.
Things he did to us: " Bathe and fall in at the parade square within 10 mins with 50 dick sharing 5 bathe room, Night PT under the rain when we just finish dinner 10 mins ago,run up to 2nd floor with your rifle and LPV vest within 1 min, Leg bend PT for at least 15min and many others fuck up stunt"
Now I know in army, unless you got a rank, else you totally have no human rights. They will treat you like a dog, a slave, a person who only take orders and did punishment. Home is no longer a home, as I only get to come back once a week. I always tell my friends army is very fast, 3 months of tekong only. But now that I understand how they feel,the despair and sorrow, the feeling of missing home and women. Luckily I have Ken and Gab with me in the Company, if not I couldn't hang till now without friends support.

Army is fucked up

Boy Meet Tekong Finale

2008-07-09T18:19:00.002+08:00

Blame myself for having a dick.
and by tomorrow, life will be dramatically change.
i'm still not mentally prepare.
the competitive and the ego is so high.
cant really take it.
this is fark.
oh ya, i'll be back by 25th july
goodbye guys.
i promise i will be back.
safe and sound.

if there's a last words, i would say, "i'm regret not meeting syfiqah."

Boy Meet Tekong Part 2

2008-07-08T23:11:00.002+08:00

1. Bag(checked)
2. Clothes(checked)
3. Cash(checked)
4. IC(checked)
5. Balls(hiding some corner)
6. Hearts(still lepaking at home)

FARK NS.

Bye dada.Bye Ah Beng.
See you in two weeks time.

Boy Meet Tekong Part 1

2008-07-07T19:41:00.002+08:00

Monday. The counting down.
Tuesday. Taufik going police
Wednesday. Terence and Dada going BMTC2
Thursday. Tada Singapore, hello Tekong

I just shave my head earlier on. Look better than I expected, not like some cancer patient. Heart sunk deeper day by day. As you know, enlistee have 2 weeks confinement. There really goes by three weekends. It suck, super sucks.
It really damn sian la. Three and a half more days to go. I'm really so sad, so emo.
watever.
anyway, Dawn Yeoh is so hot. I can only watch 3 shows of Beach.Ball.Babes nia. Damn

Sentosa

2008-07-06T13:03:00.013+08:00

Went to Sentosa for the Singapore Touch Rugby Carnival. Sky is pretty dark but only with a slight shower. Had fun there, with the balls beach and babes. Saw Natalie, the small actress, from "I Not Stupid". She quite hot thou.

After the game, Matty brought us to Sentosa Cove's Club House. It is FARKING awesome and posh.Eh, club house only leh, not the residential area yet. It is like a freaking 5 star or more country club. Yacht are like parking at the dock with some farking ang mo relaxing there. The whole atmosphere is so posh so luxury. How I really wish I could have a apartment there, away from the City.

by the way, happy birthday ken see you on Thurs and happy belated to Hong, see you aft two weeks of cb confinement.

Loner Lone Lone

2008-07-02T13:09:00.002+08:00

ever since i study in rp, i have drifted far apart from my close friends. it like i'm no longer that close with them. in the past we still hang out together, playing balls, going out. but now, for me, i hardly being with them. whenever or whatever outing and occasion, i will mostly left out, thinking that if anyone of them will make an effort and ask me out. but, often is the disappointment. days of army is coming, thinking we could spend the rest of the days together having fun. yet most are still working or busy with their stuff. even i do make an effort to call or msg them, but none pick up nor even reply me. it seems like i'm the forgotten friend. friend in presence but forgotten when not there. 8 more days to tekong, i just hope i could meet up with them again.*cross finger*

viva la finale

2008-06-30T16:15:00.002+08:00

Ole ole ole ole ole...!!
4 weeks of sleeplessness, 4 weeks of cursing, 4 weeks of late supper.
And Underachiver Spaino finally outclass Germany.
Well done Torres, Well done Spaino.

Get a camera on Saturday - Olympus FE280 Digital Camera.$299
Not that bad thou, but a bit regret not getting during the PC show.

Exactly 10 more days to Tekong Resort.*sigh

Personality Test

2008-06-27T15:33:00.002+08:00

Well well well
Spain and Germany for the final.
But I still think Turkey the better team.
Whatever.

Saw this personality quiz @ Dai's Bitch blog. Very bored, so ya, do lo.lol

Engaged Idealist (EI)

Engaged IdealistEngaged Idealists are extroverted and helpful. Others find them to be very congenial and inspiring - especially as they are always willing to see the best in the other person. Their humour, their energy and their optimism attract other people. Engaged Idealists are very good at communicating and are good at convincing and firing on others. That is why it is a matter of course that they often take over the leading role in groups. This personality type often produces very charismatic persons.

Engaged Idealists have an unusually strong ability to empathise. They are tolerant and generous towards others; they sometimes tend to idealise their friends. They always try to suit everybody and want their relationships to be harmonious and satisfactory. To achieve this, they are prepared to invest a great deal and to put their requirements last. As Engaged Idealists are very considerate, there is the danger of them sacrificing and overexerting themselves for others. In their job, they therefore have to be very careful not to develop a burnout syndrome.

Engaged Idealists are reliable, well organised and love structuring complicated situations. They have difficulty accepting criticism; they quickly feel hurt and misunderstood. Their perfectionism also influences their love life - they look for the perfect relationship for life. Once they have made their decision, they are faithful, well-balanced and loving partners. However, should they get involved with the wrong person, it can happen that they allow themselves to be exploited for a long time before they end the relationship.

Adjectives which describe your type
extroverted, theoretical, emotional, planning, idealistic, committed, likable, enthusiastic, responsible, helpful, loyal, diplomatic, friendly, inspiring, caring, solicitous, optimistic, effusive, adaptable, communicative, articulate, convincing, energetic, optimistic, open, vulnerable

That's me man.lol