4cm is so much!

Had IPPT on tuesday.
Everything went so smoothly yet again my standing broad jump killed my hopes.
Just 4 cm more to gold nia.
I so sad.Goodbye OCS liao.
Done 16km on Thursday. Farking ah nei sgt. He was like striding 1 steps and I got to walk fast 2 steps. He was just too fast. In the end Ken fall out and I almost too. I just don't understand why he want to make people die instead of keeping us in the march. Because of his pride and face, he make people lose faith on him. He just sucks.



Finally watch Death Race with Kum and Jianhong at cine. Awesome I must say.The car, the race, the girls. Wooo laa laa. Must Must Must watch. You won't regret.
Then went to Comex. This year really alot of people.And sony show girls were farking hot.I saw Peggy there too.Wooooah. If Multimedia got booth, and I still working for them. Top salesman sure notch it again. Damn. Anyway, I bought HP desktop. My acer is like dieing anything and it had serve me for 4 years. It time for him to take a break. Whatever it is, you done me proud by lasting so long and getting me all the newest fastest news. You still my best acer baby.


My new Baby

Dave!

Caught Meet Dave with cousin yesterday.
Lame yet humorous.
But don't waste money and watch.
You can always watch online.
Anyway, Eddie Murphy rock my cock.
He's just too good.


ok, 17 more days to POP. 2 and a half week more.
So excited yet fark up.
Tues got IPPT and thur 16km route march.
Please god, please, pass my sbj. Just let me pass will do. I will do anything for you.

incoming......arti arti arti!!!

Had SIT test(situational test)on Mon to Wed.We got to route march 12km before the test.Oh ya, more about the SIT test. The test is to determine whether you have the potential to go to OCS or SISPEC.The test consist of 6 mission per day in 2 days. Mission was easy, but the process was tough. After finish the mission, we got to crawl and prone down to our next mission. If there was casualties in our team, we got to carry him to the mission. Life is tough, training even tougher. Hopefully I did well in my test, and gain some little bit of recognition to get in OCS.
Back to company bunk on Wed evening. The next two days training really hellish. The whole day we just run, run and more run. Even night PT, we run. IPPt coming next tues, seriously, god pass my SBJ. I badly needly need to pass that damn jump.
Oh ya, my buddy,randell, and my best friend kenny tan got to do guard duty last night till this morning. Stupid of them. Kendrick tan brought wet tissue to SIT test and confess he brought it to the sgt. ok. DUMB FARK. He's the only one who confess. Anyway, I do want to do with him and pei him. But then, every weekend is precious to recruit like us. So sorry ar kenny. Maybe next time pah.

Training to be Soldiers ....



I did another version of the lyrics.

Training to be storeman
Carry jerry can
Once in our life
2 years of our time
Have you ever wondered
Why we must serve
Because we love our man
And want it to be free to be free
Looking all around us
People everywhere
Children eating sugar can
While we are holding jerry can
Have you ever wondered why must we serve
Because we love our man
And want to be free to be free
Stand up;
Be on your store;
Come on everybody;
Do your part;
Come on every storeman;
Do it HARD;
Do it for our nation;
Do it for our Singapore YAH!~



NS song



NS Hokkien Song

Filial Son

I brought back 5 sets of soiled uniform for my mum to handwash, and she washed till wee hours in the morning. I was so so so guilty and really appreciated what she had done for me during my NS days.
And so the whole Saturday, I reserved just for her. I brought her to Jade @ Fullerton for lunch- a la cart buffet. Maybe I had not been eating normal food for the past weeks, that why I say the food was heavenly good. Each pax is $68++. Damn ex, but whatever la, I didn't spend any money in Tekong anyway.
Went to watch 12 Lotus at Cine after lunch. I must say, Roysten Tan was really a genius. He could break the 12 part of lyrics into 12 different story. Emotional yet hilarious story plot. I really recommend aunties to watch the movie as it got lots of nice hokkien music inside, which mum enjoyed alot.
Having SIT test on mon to tues, after which life in tekong will be more easier. Wishe me luck guys, no farking commander like Sgt Harid. Seeyou next week


Toodles~

Hellish Nightmare Field Camp

Day 1
Route March started at 0730- a 8km long to palm tree camp site. It was a shag and horrible march or I can say brisk walk, WITH FBO(full battle order). That farker Kendrick was in front of me. He walk so slow which cause me step on his boots and sprain my ankle. Fat Fuck!Reach the camp site in 2 hrs later and we had to pitch our tent even though we are panting like some dead dog. Sgt show no mercy, show no concern. What they only say,"fuck you understand". After the tent pitching, we had lunch and some lecture on urban ops. The day end at 6pm. I was so farking tired, and I drop sleep at 8pm.

Day 2
Woke up 0600. Fall in 0610. Punishment 0620. Guess what we do? Leopard crawl to our tent, which is like 20m away. Some farker parade their shirt outside their tent and cause the whole platoon to get fark. Breakfast was pathetic, ate two biscuit and 1L of water. Had urban ops training after that. Urban ops is like scanning for enemies in a room or building. After lunch, rest of the day is mostly punishment - leopard crawl, push up and crunches. And my rifle was kana stolen by Sgt Cheebye. Got to do guard duty tomorrow night.Sleep time at 2200.In the middle of the night, some random guest visit us. The farking Wild Boar. It was like as big as tongkiat.woah!

Day 3
Had urban op test the whole day. Well, I think my team did not that bad, at least better that those half fuck team. In the late afternoon, we had another route march again. All of us are already half dead, we still got to march at least 6km to the next campsite. Along the way, almost 1/4 of the platoon fall out. Reach the campsite 3 hr later because the Officer lead the wrong way. Stupid idiot, officer some more.It was already 1800, had our dinner then sleeping time. Slept in the open with stars and firefly. Night was pretty cold and had to do guard duty with buddy.Haiz, life sucks.

Day 4
Body was aching everywhere. Everyone smell like some rotten durian. We had not bathe for these 4 days. My precious balls are itching for water. Day was pretty relax expect for 1 hr of jungle training. It was really a torture. Got to leopard crawl and keep kneeling on the ground.Farking shaggggggg. And the next thing I know is to dig trench. FUCK!We got to dig hole about my size and my knee height.This is the highlight of the field camp. I been digging that damn hole for 4 farking hours till 7pm before I lay dead sleeping inside.

Day 5
The most toughest day in my life.Had jungle test in the morning and jungle op training in the afternoon. Almost 1 section of the platoon fall out. This is the day that Sgt Haridason waiting for. We did leopard crawl and kneeling for 2 hours. Even ken also fall out as he cannot tahan the training.I knew that cb Sgt Harid was a pervert. He really treat as like dog. And again start to dig our hole at night as all of us cannot meet the Sgt standard.My tears drop as I dig. No words can express how I feel how I miss everything in Singapore. That night was a long one.
Day 6

The moral lifted abit as it was the last day. We got to bury the hole we dig for the 2 night. I start to get emotion abit as you know, it our hard work and sweat and tears that mix up with this hole. The hole reflect the past 6 days of my life in forest with the wild animals. Had our last test at 1000. LEOPARD CRAWL! Got to crawl 100m before we finally break camp. This last crawl make us like a men now. Seriously, I would never ever take things for granted anymore. Back to company level and had to clean rifle. And Finally back singapore at 6pm.





This field camp is really unforgettable.We had to camo our face 24/7, no bathing, no handphone,running around with 5kg of bag and 4kg of rifle, sleeping in shit mud, eating shitty combat ration, guarding my buddy peeing and then watching someone stepping on it 10 mins later. I will remember this for the rest of my life and I know I am proud of myself without failing any test there.My hand now was still numb from the digging, and I farking lost 5kg from the field camp!
Thank god I survived.
And now i pray for dada and ah beng in their Field camp today.

Everything got it rationale

4 weeks had past.
Well, getting use to the SAF system.
Wake up at 0530 5BX at 0545 Nightout at 2230.It all in the mind now
Had Live Range on Mon and Tues. Shooting live fire is so damn fun than shooting blank in arcade. The loud explosion and recoil from the rifle make people so overwhelm. A very good experience BUT the waiting time to shoot is damn fark long. We manage to reach our bunk around 12am for the past 2 nights. I miss two targets thou, hopefully I get the markmanship.
First IPPT on Thurs. Never in my life I fail Napfa. And I farking fail 1 station in IPPT.Fark up. My standing broad jump is only 214cm.Kaooooo. Every station improve except SBJ, even my 2.4 is below 10min. Those got gold get to book out on Thursday. I missed that bloody chance of my.
Fri had National Day Observance Ceremony at the Parade Square. This will be my first and last National Day celeb in Tekong. Quite magnificent as you can see all the big shot people there like those with big dick(Warrent Officer's cane), officer with stars or crabs on their shoulder.But it just another boring ceremony that we got to stand so fark long just to say the pledge and national anthem.
As days went on with the company and the platoon, I finally realized why our SGT is so cb. Not because they purposely want to tekan us or bully us, it the recruits from the company that fark things out that why SGT like to fark us alot.Just because of this cb in the platoon, the whole of us suffer. Doing squat benders, push up, leopard crawl is already a norm in our lives.
Booking in at 1830. Can't even watch the march past of the NDP and I got to report in Pasir Ris liao. Lan lan.Tomorrow field camps - Sgt Haridason's Hell in Field Camp. I just pray I could survive for the next weekend.




New quote by Sgt Harid," You guys are running like prostitute!Half-left down."
Happy Holidays guys.

2nd Book Out

Life is still as miserable as ever in Tekong.
I still don't know why Cougar have to be xionger than other Company
Fark up!
Had Field Craft and Visual shooting last week. 1st attempt of shooting fail as the scope cock up. Have to retake, luckily pass the 2nd try if not cannot go Live Range liao. Field Craft on tue and fri. Even more jialat. Have to wear long sleeve,helmet,LBV and rifle. The weather there is like sauna and I really fainted on fri because of heat exhaustion. Damn shack. NS is really fark up
Upcoming weeks are Live Range on Monday and Tuesday
Field Camp the week after. Luckily no confinement on weekend, if not I really gone bonker staying in Tekong.
Just endure 3 more weeks on hardship, everything will be lepak
cross finger.
1825 booking in.
FUCK!