a líl bit of siong

Saturday, December 29, 2007

The photo from the KL trip










Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Merry Merry Merry



Merrry Merryy Belated Christmas
&
A happy Boxing Day


Christmas 2008 gone so fast. The laughter, the talk, the food was still so fresh in the mind. All the twinning, all the barking, all the peng talk was still there. How the master being scolded by the dog is so hilarious and how the ghost criticize the mopeng was so classic. Times ticking so fast, and new year is coming in a weeks time. And again, thinking of where to makan.
The group went to Rice Table for X'mas dinner at Cuppage Terrace. It's an Indonesian Buffet with lots of curry, chillies and saliva from the ghost. Oh whatever. The food not so bad, but the Satay and the Terriyaki chicken is the die die must try type. Once you really bite it, oh my holy fuck, aaron's juice really squeeze out. LOL



After makan, it the grinding session out in the orchard road. And it all the bangala and relative of justin. Knn. After all the grinding, pushing and pulling we went inside the Mandarin Hotel for toilet break and eventually rest at the sofa there. As usual la, talking cocks and backstabbing session la. Talking about how pretty AC in bikini, how Kwang Da look like when grow up, how butcher being grind and alot alot alot.

30mins before countdown, we went out to the street again. Then those uglyness went back first. Master and 3 dogs, one go all go. Woof woofAnd fucking knn, the crowd even worst. The indian are pushing and banging each other. Fucking fed up. Like how Grinder Tiang say "belly on fire". And those stupid idiot guys spraying all the kummy foam at us. Damn their family die on New Year eve. Some ass clown put up a poster "free hug". I just wondering why not put free sex -.- At the end of the day, what they want is the boobs and the puss they deprived to touch at. That why they want free hug. Maybe they even more disgusting, they want dick. Eeekyeww


Aft the counting down, pei the banana hong to Clark Quay.Before that, we saw Da Sao and she suppose to babysit Kwang Da at home. She make Dada wear cuckoo hat.Tsk. And it was my first time drink with those slut. So weird. and ghost so happening, act shou with those ugly. eeeek. Nvm la, same species. And my Dad came fetching us home.


Christmas Day, went to City Harvest ALONE, as I have LIMITED friends. Luckily got that fat gilbert to pei me, else it will be a LONELY xmas. The drama was awesome, and same la, all the talk and preaching saying how god are so wonderful how he will bring his believer to heaven while those Buddhist, Hindu , Muslim go to Ronald there. Fucking craps la. Knn. Then the vaccum cleaner came sucking all the notes and coin on the floor. Clever me, just throw the chewing gum wrapper. =) After that went to my Cousin house for some Turkey Feast.

One year from now, all of us went be botak and dark and farking fit. Hopefully we will get together and enjoy the moment of the xmas mood. Maybe we can upgrade and go to Fullerton or Shangri La Hotel for buffet. Hopefully pah

AND I LOVE DADA ALOT!
HE LOVE ME TOO!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I'm back!

Hello darlings
I'm back safe and sound. It was such a marvelous trip with no flood and accident. It such a relieve. But I got disfigured!
One of the CB indian player headbutt me. Kan his farking mother. Now half of my face is so badly injured. I got no face to go out anymore. Call me uglysiong.
But nevertheless, it is such a fruitful trip. The clothes and food are so damn cheap. I spend almost $200 buy shirts and shorts and belt . And the food, oh my fucking god. FABULOUS. Cheap and the portion is so much. The A&W root beer float is sooo...If you drink it, i tell you, you will shoot all your blardy kum out. It's so best.
Oh ya, x'mas is coming. Xiao Hong and I are going to makan on x'mas eve at Rice Table(orchard)
http://www.ricetable.com.sg/
Please join us ya? It the last X'mas that we spend botakless. By next year, god's know what happen.
Kenny, dada, tiangtiang,lesles and everyone, let's go eat.
Cheap and affordable. I can make reservation.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Bye Bye Singapore. Bye Bye my Friends

It been so nong since I blog liao. I have been busy doing events in School and that forever cannot finish the FYP. Nevertheless, I just left 7 weeks to graduation. Times fly fucking fast. I still remembered I was such a cute geeky guy in RP and now, I become a cool, macho, fit, school's rugby first team player cum student. And now, I'm going to graduate with first class honor in school. So fast.
Ok, I will be going to Malaysia tml for friendlies game. I am so excited yet scared. It has been raining so heavy nowadays and most of the area there flood. Please Allah, Jesus, Guan Yin protect me from all harm. I want to come back safely and celebrate xmas with my darlings.
And those Malaysian fucker show no mercy. They are blood thirsty bull that ram lorry. Please don't let me play against them. I still my leg and arm and my body and mostly my cock safe and sound.
4 ways to protect myself.
Pour myself with lard oil.
Use ball that make with pig skins
Put my jersey name- Allah
show them my powerful cock with golden skins(they peel their skin off)




OhOhOh.
I so racist.
But, it part of my survival kits.




Wait for my return darlings.
Pray for me