a líl bit of siong

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Story of Abaddon, Lord of Avernus



Once far away from any war, a child was born. It was ugly and fat and nobody liked to be his friend. Yes, even his father, the king of this holy land, beat him up every day. His name is Eugen
When he grew up, he fell in love to this beautiful girl, Lina Inverse. She was the princess of another kingdom. But the brother of him the brave Omni Knight, who was damn cool and fought in many wars for the alliance of the kingdoms, also fell in love with her. Lina decided to marry the knight and not Eugen. Both kingdoms become one. But Eugen could not except the love of Lina and his brother. So he starts to fight for her. He sold his soul to the devil and Lucifer himself gave him the mighty sword frostmourne. The sword froze his arm and his body died. But the great love of Eugen force him to move on. He starts to learn black magic to cast a death shield, which should defend him in the fight against his brother.
The kingdom was bright: There was peace for many years. But now a huge army of dead heroes under the control of Eugen the Lord of Avernus reached it. The army wanted blood. So they killed everybody. In every slaughter house was lesser blood than on the streets this day. Even Lucifer killed some poor people just for fun. Then after a long godlike spree he reached the main. “Now the one big fight will come!” Eugen thought. He screamed a last time until he attacked it.
His brother,
Omni knight, appeared in his great shiny armor and his huge golden hammer glinted in the moon light. His eyes were watching his brother. There was no more brotherhood between them. They where opponents until they die. Eugen took his sword and stroke it in the air. A dark transparent shield surrounds his body. This was the item to defeat his brother. The fight of the two last heroes of this world started. The hammer hit the shield but nothing happened. Then the cold sword of Eugen cut an arm of his brother.
But he fights on. But then in this historical fight Lina appeared a few meters behind Eugen´s brother. She was as beautiful as she was so many years before. In this few seconds another strike smashed against the shield. Eugen wasn’t concentrated enough to keep the shield stable. The bash of his brother was so hard that it was destroyed. All the damage the shield had saved was unloaded in the whole area. His brother died immediately. But Lina was damaged, too. She fell down on the green grass near a white rose.
When Eugen saw it he ran as fast as if he charged her. His wounds bled strong. But his will where stronger. He fell on his knees. He asked god to rescue her. Nothing happened. “You can´t take her noooow!” he screamed. “Please take me instead of her!” He whispered slowly. Suddenly he remembered that he learned a cast in his childhood to heal his allies. But he never mastered it. It always let him get hurt after casting it.
But he tried. He stroke his frost sword in the air and he cried: “I was a fool to trust in the light!” He healed her but his level wasn’t high enough to get invulnerability.
He died for his fist love…...







Just too bored, so write this story.
I'm a good story-teller. =)

Thursday, November 22, 2007

England The Losers

Firstly, Rugby World Cup thrashed by the nigger, South Africa. And now, whacked by the Croatia and boot out of Euro Cup.
What the fuck the English are doing? Too much late night fucking and drinking causing the whole bloody team to lost.
Kudos to the Stupid goalkeeper-Scott Carson for being so great and concede three wonderful goals. He shouldn't have named himself Scott Carson, call him Score PUSSY. Score Pussy, and that what Croatia had did, score in the English Pussy. CCB. For this fucking one time, I so piss off with them. Esp that fucking Macclaren who stupidly put in Darren Bent when they are drawing, which could let them qualify for the next fucking round. WELL DONE.
All the while is the goal keeper and the manager problem.
David Seaman for his ever classy lobbing goal from Ronaldiho, David James for all his stunt move, Robinson for his ever in-form conceding skill at Spur and now Scott Carson for his legendary three concede goals. Plus those mother cheebye manager who keep failing to qualify the next damn round.
Enough man England.Enough. Stop your mother cb attitude and work fark hard for the world cup. You never now, even World Cup also failed to go through.
Oh ya, do you all know most of the player in the line up are from Liverpussy? The jinx of the pussy are back. And that why England can't perform.
Cause Loser never walk alone. They walk together.



For You England
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Fucking Englishmen!

Monday, November 05, 2007

Update

Sorry ar brothers, so long never update liao.
Recently lost my handphone. No mood to blog, just change within two month and it kana stolen. Mother cheebye thief. I just too tire to swear at him la. He/she will get his retribution. Penis got ulcer or pussy kana poke million times. Haiz, my $300 sony phone. Mother fucker. Now I'm broken and pauper. Poor siong siong.

I went for my cousin's cousin wedding dinner. Supposedly is my brother go, but knn he went to KL for work. Aiya, must be go there find some bapok and fuck la. nabei. The dinner is at Shagri-La Hotel.The groom is bloody farking rich,working as a banker. And all the ppl he invite are all the rich and angmo. NABEI. You know what I wear? Jeans and long sleeves. Knn, like go clubbing like dat. And the people there wore coat and, aiya very westernise la. Farking holy high class. And also got some obasan wearing japanese costum. Wah cb, tht's too tradition, too much liao la. There also alot of chicks wear like going prom nite sia. Shiok. Got one babe wear low cut, low daoooo, v-line cutting. Can see her belly also. If only i gt my handphone. haiz, i can stalk at her all the times.

I miss my phone. I miss all my picture inside. That thief must be kumshooting while looking my handphone.
CCB!