Little Man

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Sexually Hilarous

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Best Quotes: "oh my god !he is like ex-porn star!"

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The chick is pretty

Lindee Jane Look alike

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TEKONG

A visit to Tekong today, and I was like, 2 more years and i will shave botak serving the nation. I look at those NS guys, and they are so nerdy with that nerd spec and botak style. OMG! 2 more yea..2 more..
We tried the food inside and it taste great. It good. The bunk is comfortable and big. No aircons but at least fans. So imagine it a chalet, life will be much easy and 3 mth there is easy
Listening to my Dad, my bro, uncle, cousin stories about how good being in army, how wonderful inside. Ya rite..
But they really give me lots of pressure. All my cousin and my bro are officer, carrying that stupid sword. And which only officer has. It was like a tradition. After my unlce, all my cousins it my bro, and finally to me. So i die die must go in Office Cadet School!
OCS here i come....

First and Formal, one minute of silence for those who have die 9/11. The 5th aniversary for those victim and heroes. And also the 5th anniversary for the police force in New York who still haven capture Osama. Well Done. One Claps for them.
There is commotion about asking Mr Bush to step down. Yes I know, I will be the next President Of States. But at least let Mr Bush finish his contract before electing me.
Thanks Yankees.

Who care about Chi Ling in Taiwan when we have Gina in American.

She is my first lady.

Hot and sizzling.

She's the one.

3 days of shouting,3 days of screaming, 3 days of tanning, 3 days of tortuing. 2 nites of sleepless, 2 nites of singing........
Bukit Timah Pri oeii~ sup sup oei~
My first attachment, my first pri sch camp.
First days of camp, chief mun ting(chiobu) our in-charge repeatly remind us bukit timah pri is a rich people school. They are sited inside the angmo house at 6th avenue, so rougly 90% is rich prince and princess, and the others...more or less oso stay at condo lah. So in overall, they are: pamper, spoilt, nuisance, irrating and noisy little monkey. OK, my first attachment, a rich school. I duno will I really pissed off and whack them. Mentally and physically, mr Kendrick tan is worried.
The first meeting with those monkey, they are really so innocent and naïve. They are pulling and dragging loads of bags and trolley. Oh my, jus 3days only..and they bring like goin to Australia or china for holidae. There is oso one ass clown bring a teddy boys..wat the f for a boy t0o brin..oh my…
My team is quite international, got Singaporean, Malaysian, Korean, china and even Japanese..but I still use my fluent singlish and talk to them. And they go “Huh?, huhhuh?”..haha
Jalan Batahera, sec 3 camp. So many fond memories. Chalet like resort, attap houses, kelong, mosquitoes, and manymany mosquitoes.
As we play along, I found out that they are nt tat pamper or spolit. They are a a very questionable kids. They will ask “wat is tis? Wat to do? I duno? Why go there? ……”lots and lots of question. The girls like to gossip with me, they boys like to joke with me. They dun like me to call them lady n gentleman, instead call them hunk and girls.haha. *one macho claps.
3days 2 nites finally end. They they they actually make me and my partner instructor a card. I was so touch and oh my. Tis is my first assignment, my first instructor for pri, and still a newbie. Scold, scream shout at them. They actually make cards for me. I was soo touch. They make me cry for angry and cry for happy.
Thanks you bukit timah pri, team red and camp high. You all give me this precious experience and chance. And also all instructor esp jerry and joyce who guided me and kendrick tat slacker.

Finally the COMEX is OVER!!! hours of standing, hours of talking, hours of persuading..finally ended. My feet is totally numb and no feeling. My throat is so dry and sore. My eyes is so red frm watching PDA. And knn no more those fark customer.The PDA is already so cheap thn retail price for less than $300, and knn those fark customer still wan more free gifts, more discount, more this more that. WAH LAU EH...typical singaporerean leh. Cant they spare the feeling for us? we oso need to earn money and gain more commision de lor. Wah lau, getiing so many freebies oso not sastify. KNN.. go for those show gals for more free gift la. This IT fair isss so disappointing. Show girls is so less, chicks cumstomer is so less..no motivation at all...but at least my lady boss is so pretty. 29 years old, married with one kids. KNN..blow again. But still i gt a msn frm the daugther of the shop finanace. She is ssooo cute..i like